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Zed
Da , la mine-i plin deja de liliac . Am si alb si mov .
Stiu ca si tu vrei , mai ales alb . Ti-as da dar nu am cum .
wulfenia
mi somn
Rehael
HRISTOS A INVIAT!

Anca_M.
De ce se cearta oamenii in zilele de sarbatoare? Ieri noapte se bateau unii in fata blocului, azi in fata liftului erau dare de sange.
Si nu ar fi singurul caz,am mai auzit. rolleyes.gif
Nefertiti
'Neatza.

Zeeeeeed, uite capodoperele mele. laugh.gif

wulfenia
@Vera: foarte frumoase, mi-au treit amintiri. Le-ai vopsit cu coji de ceapa? Prinse in ciorap?Eu cand vad chestii facute cu atata drag si atata de frumoase cumva regret sa se sparga... cred ca daca le-as fi facut de pasele asta le-as fi ascuns de oaspeti ohyeah.gif
Nefertiti
Īn ciorap, dar nu cu ceapă, cu vopsea din magazin. smile.gif

Păi nu am spart decāt vreo patru şi nici nu le-am māncat, acum tre' să le dau de pomană cuiva. Unele le-am dat deja.
Zed
Frumoase capodoperele tale . mwah1.gif

Au trecut linistit sarbatorile astea . Fara stres , fara musafiri nepoftiti . Am petrecut mult timp afara , in natura .
Nefertiti
Şi la mine la fel.

Cooooooooooooooooofi!
Nefertiti
Aş bea o ciocolată caldă bună-bună.
Felina
n-am chef de lucru. bai si reusisem sa ne imprietenim in ultima saptamana laugh.gif .
Cla
Auzi, cine naiba īsi boteaza baiatul Lucru??! blink.gif
Justitiarul
Da' ce zici ca unii-si boteaza copii "formatia", "televizor", "judecator" sau "termopan"
rofl.gif
Cla
Daa, si "Aviatia" biggrin.gif

Dar auzi, apropo judecator, īl cunosti precis pe Judge Reinhold http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Reinhold
Nefertiti
S-a īntors soarele! Neatsa. 38.gif
Eclectic
Eh, nu m-as numi chiar soare, dar daca tu zici... tongue.gif
Nefertiti
laugh.gif Zise fantoma lui Barrie.
Carmi
Well hello Nefertiti, Hello Barrie!
Eclectic
Hello, Carmi!

(parca ar fi reuniune de alcoolici anonimi sau asa ceva, ce frumos ne salutam laugh.gif)
Cla
Biutiful nunta azi, indiid, pe ce canal sa ma bag sa nu-i vad? mad.gif
Erwin
Spacevidcast thumb_yello.gif
Cla
Erwin, am canalul meu preferat si ghici, nu m-au enervat biggrin.gif (Phoenix)

Si ghici īnc-odata de ce lipsesc fetele pe-aici... mental sunt īn Londra unde se pupa unul cu una biggrin.gif
Cla
Buna dimineata, dragii mei/dragele mele.

Tudei aim going to da haiuei.

http://www.trilulilu.ro/Timilica/93a1e54612a3ed

My way on the highway... check check out, check, check out...

But... i can't drive 55 (mph)

No, I can't drive 55


...si dup-aia, mas tequila biggrin.gif

Give it to me, Sammy !


Pupici,
Cla smile.gif
Cla
Tocmai am vrut sa plec, suna soneria.
O data. Aha, nimeni ce cunosc.
Deschid geamul, doi barbati batrāni afara, zic "Poftim, ce vreti"
"Am vrea sa va spunem cuvintele Domnului"
"Aha, mergeti va rog la doamna dedesupt (pe care oricum n-o agreez), spuneti-i ei alea, dar pe mine sa ma lasati īn pace, ok?

rofl.gif Yehova, Yehova....
Cla
I can feel the beat

O zi frumoasa va doresc smile.gif

Darude
Cla
Si mai bine... Darude http://www.trilulilu.ro/Timilica/02da94dccae7f9

edit: Dodge Viper mwah1.gif
Anca_M.
La Iesi ploua thumb_yello.gif
Nefertiti
Neatza.

Cla
Ce Espresso fain, Vera, multumesc smile.gif
Cla
Loriot: Poza atārna strāmb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RExu7kE98R8...player_embedded

rofl.gif
Erwin
Legea lui Murphy! rofl.gif
Cla
Tot de la Loriot, o lectie de jodeln, Hollaridüdödeldi ; ahahahahaa rofl.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zivYeH2m8...player_embedded
Gluma e de fapt cum o zice femeia, Dudödeldu īnseamna "ma, p*la" rofl.gif

Pentru Erwin: am avut din greseala linkul nepotrivit, aici vezi tot clipul cu poza care atārna strāmb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQkx9zBUdno

Si īnca una: Jim Carrey- Karate Instructor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMqgUQslfE

mwah1.gif
Anca_M.
Am o durere de cap si de ureche ingrozitoare sad.gif
Erwin
Īmpotriva durerilor de cap Damn LOL! rofl.gif

Merci, Cla, m-am stricat de rās! rofl.gif spoton.gif
Cla
Hihi... multumesc, Erwin smile.gif

Si pentru tine si altii, o vechitura: Ride on time

Black Box - Ride on time
Cla
QUOTE(Anca_M. @ 3 May 2011, 11:49 PM) *
Am o durere de cap si de ureche ingrozitoare sad.gif

Anca... lasa celularul/mobilul deoparte...
Asta nu-i gluma... pune-l undeva unde nu sta lānga cap si urechi, am citit cāndva ca undele de la celular fac dureri de cap.
De-aia nu-l am lānga pat cānd dorm.

Cla smile.gif
Cla
QUOTE(Erwin @ 4 May 2011, 12:40 AM) *

Hahahahhahahahhahaaaa rofl.gif Anca, baga la cap ! laugh.gif

edit: mai am un leac īmpotriva durerilor de cap... sex.
Cla
Doamnelor si domnilor, welcome to the band of Dixieland (Alabama, The Heart of Dixie)
Doc Holliday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwfkDcMXdC0

Song for the Outlaw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPy4PfNVlu8...feature=related

Nu va speriati, e doar un tribut pt Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Apropo, o mica poveste. Lynyrd, Molly Hatchet were born in Jacksonville, Florida.
Lynyrd a fost o trupa scolara, si-au īnceput cariera la scoala, au facut muzica.
Chestia haioasa a fost cānd si-au ales numele, au avut un īnvatator care le-a fost drag, a fost un suedez cu numele Lynyrd Skynyrd... smile.gif
Din pacate, juma de trupa a murit la un crash de avion, dar asta e alta poveste...

Si acum un pic de Lynyrd: Sweet home Alabama, live http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzbdY_rPtjw

Apropo: Molly Hatchet, Dreams I'll never see, din pacate Danny Joe Brown a murit... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B53j-lKZdhE

Last ride http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwfkDcMXdC0

Pupici,

Cla smile.gif
PS: Sper ca v-am īnfrumusetat ziua smile.gif

edit: Lonesome Guitar take me home, I'll we never be alone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9nQL9sGqCY...feature=related
ilie
QUOTE(Cla @ 4 May 2011, 03:41 AM) *
Anca, baga la cap ! laugh.gif mai am un leac īmpotriva durerilor de cap... sex.

De ce nu-i dai din leacul tau, egoistule? Din cauza unora ca tine, unii se ghiftuiesc si tropaie, pe cand altii au dureri de cap si apuca pe cai animalice rofl.gif
Cla
Hahahahhahahaaaa !! laugh.gif

edit: freeman, you made my day rofl.gif
Anca_M.
Cla, Erwin merci pentru suport mwah1.gif
Freeman, desi mi-a trecut durerea de cap nu am inteles gluma....
Cla
Anca, doar dupa ce ti-a trecut īntelegi gluma... smile.gif
Dar sa stii ca-ti doresc toate bune, o durere de cap e cumplita rau... sad.gif

edit: freeman a zis-o bine, si sa stii ca n-as avea nimic īmpotriva sa te scap de dureri de cap.
Anca_M.
Aaaa, ai dreptate, abia acum am citit si sfatul tau. rofl.gif
Da, da, am o cunostinta care spune ca sexul le rezolva pe toate, de fapt ea se exprima putin altfel ohyeah.gif
Cla
Anca, eu nu am facut misto, e adevarat, desi eu diferentez īntre sex si dragoste.
Dragostea e mult mai buna smile.gif

Dar chestia cu mobilul chiar ca e adevarata... crede-ma.

Ce e si mai nasol, sunt dureri de dinti, atunci te doare tot capul.

Cla smile.gif
Cla
QUOTE(Anca_M. @ 4 May 2011, 09:04 AM) *
Da, da, am o cunostinta care spune ca sexul le rezolva pe toate, de fapt ea se exprima putin altfel ohyeah.gif

Cum a zis-o....
Sau ... spune-mi te rog pe privat, nu ar fi bine s-o zicem aici.
Anca_M.
Te cred, si merci inca o data.
Azi gata, nu mai raspund la tel, sa se descurce si singuri smile.gif
Da, dragostea este complexa si completa, sexul este doar un sport.
Cla
Anca, ai dreptate, absoluta.
Am editat ce am scris.
Si asa e, dragostea este ceva frumos, sexul e doar ceva mecanic... si cum zici tu, un sport... inutil...

Cla smile.gif
ilie
QUOTE(Cla @ 4 May 2011, 10:00 AM) *
... sa stii ca n-as avea nimic īmpotriva sa te scap de dureri de cap.

Nebunaticule, daca nu stii sa faci ham-ham, n-ai nicio sansa! Dar si daca reusesti...
Nefertiti
Urăsc să prăjesc cartofi!
Cla
Pai prajeste apa laugh.gif
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