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ausländer
Nu stiu, dar erau varza amandoua. Acum nu am stat prea bine sa le studiez, si nici nu sunt genul care sa ramana de spectator acolo vreo 2-3 ore. Mai multe detalii ar fi aici . La mine nu se incarca pagina. Deh, si providerul tot romanesc e.
N.V.
Daca-l prindeti prin Poienita pe cel de trebuie urecheat de vreo 20 de ori, sa-l urecheati si pentru mine ca nu mai pot sta... mi-s grabita, mi-s grabita ca-s atat de nedormita yawn.gif
Data'q
whistling.gif
ausländer
No, acum ca a aparut, abonati-va la urecheat.
Cla
Le-am vazut, ausländer.
Asa o varza n-am vazut de mult...
Sa urechem vatmanii. Asculta muzica prea progresiva rofl.gif
Endgegner
さようなら!私の名前は 最終的な反対者
tikky
hmm.gif Oare ce-o fi vrut sa spuna, Endgegner?
Cla
Tradus: Jackie Chan te iubeste rofl.gif
ausländer
Buna dimineata, lume! hiya.gif

Cla, daca mai spui ca vatmanii asculta muzica progresiva... bop.gif Ca sa te simti si tu mai bine, afla ca tramvaiele din Iasi sunt aduse din Germania [nu noi, bineinteles].
Endgegner
E japoneza...nu vb Jackie Chan japoneza cool.gif

In rest, good morning ppls

Have a funkadelic day
LINICA
Buna dimineata, omuleti si omulete! mwah1.gif

E asa frumos afara, dar am aflat o veste care mi-a luat nitel din buna dispozitie... sad.gif

ausländer
Linica, adica de ce masculii sunt omulteti si femelele omulete? Sa nu degeneram in chestii de genul "mascultii" rofl.gif

Unde e frumos afara? In Iasi ploua cvasi-torential.
LINICA
Iete-te na la el! Uite de-aia. Asa am vrut io sa va alint azi. yeah.gif Mai departe faci tu impartirea. harhar.gif

In Bucuresti e foarte frumos acum! Imi vine sa las totul si sa plec la munte. rolleyes.gif
Pericol de inundatii, ausländer?
Mihai
Neata buna tuturor! hiya.gif

Vreau si eu la munte... rolleyes.gif
Aramis
Neata tuturor!
Mihai, eu sunt suparata pe tine, asa ca nu iti dau voie nici macar sa visezi ca mergi la munte mad.gif
LINICA
Mpai... daca nu poate sa mearga Mohamed la munte, vine muntele la Mohamed. yeah.gif Eu am trimis deja telegrama. Asa ca, stai la coada! harhar.gif
Aramis
Ma uit pe geam si nu imi vine sa cred ce intunecata e vremea de afara cry.gif si eu acusi trebuie sa ma duc la un laborator la facultate cry.gif X2
Olaf
Neata, lume!
Cine zice de munte?
Aramis, grea pedeapsa... unsure.gif
ausländer
Linica, pericol real de inundatii sa zicem ca nu exista, dar se preconizeaza niste balti mari, care in contact cu masinile care trec in viteza pe langa trotuar dau.... pete. tongue.gif
Aramis
mwah1.gif Mihai hug.gif
Pa dragilor smile.gif
Cla
Buna ziua, Han! smile.gif
ausländer, sa fii bucuros ca femelele nu-s omlete rofl.gif
LINICA
Gata, am editat, carcotasilor! devil.gif

Ce fac omuletii si omuletele? harhar.gif
Eu am mancat prea mult si acum s-a dus cheful de lucru. wub.gif
ausländer
Cla, asta ne-ar mai fi trebuit. rofl.gif
Cla
Pai normal, dupa mancare se muta sangele din cap in stomac.
Cum sa mai ai chef de lucru?? tongue.gif

@ausländer: chiar ca... rofl.gif
nefertiti-old
buuueeey, ce zi! wacko.gif
Zed
Nefe hug.gif

Oh , uite-o si pe Maraaaaa hug.gif
nefertiti-old
mwah1.gif zed

as bea un cofeu, sa imi revin unsure.gif
Mara
mwah1.gif fetele! Ioi ce lene am avut azi...
Zed
Ce naiba avem ca si io dorm pe mine laugh.gif
Nefe , eu am baut deja 2 si nimic . Cred ca trec la espresso . huh.gif
Banc :
Veverita lipseste o noapte intreaga de acasa.
A doua zi vine toata zmotocita, cu blana jumulita, vai de ea.
- Ce s-a intamplat? o intreaba sotul.
- Pai m-a prins bursucul, m-a dus la el acasa si 3 zile m-a violat intruna.
- Dar tu lipsesti doar de o zi!
- Pai am venit numai sa ma schimb si ma duc inapoi!
Mara
rofl.gif Eh, e primavara, o inteleg... ohyeah.gif

Einstein la un dineu, inainte sa intre in vorba cu cei de acolo ii intreba ce IQ au. Primul raspunde: -Am IQ 225! -Bine, vin imediat sa vorbim de fizica nucleara si atomi, zice Einstein. Mai incolo altul raspunde: -Am IQ 145! -Vin imediat sa vorbim de forta de propulsie si franare, ii spune Einstein. Si mai incolo, ultimul zice: -Am IQ 15! Einstein se scarpina in cap si zice: -HAI STEAUA
nefertiti-old
... si o fi uitat sa adauge m*** dinamo, stii tu! rofl.gif rofl.gif
Mara
rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
Zed
yikes.gif Nefeeeeeeeee rofl.gif roflmao.gif
nefertiti-old
da, ma, da... ce, femeile nu au voie sa vorbeasca despre sport??? devil.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
si n-am facut decat sa reproduc ce striga barbatii pe stadion, asa ca... innocent.gif
Zed
Da chiar , barbatii astia rofl.gif Pfui Pfui
Mara
Sure, suuure. laugh.gif

V-am pupat, dragele mele, ma duc sa topai! hug.gif
Zed
Seara placuta Mara ! hug.gif
nefertiti-old
Topaiala placuta, Mara.

Io as manca o inghetata. Zed, ce zici? hmm.gif
Zed

Da , da , da .Ai reteta ?! rofl.gif
Vreau si eu inghetata .
nefertiti-old
iar am avut treaba hh.gif

ce reteta??? de la supermarket!
Olaf
hiya.gif

As be'. As be' pana nu m-as mai ridica. As be' cafea, adica. tongue.gif
Sau o inghetata cu cafea. Sau cafea macinata, mancata cu lingurita.
Cla
Servus Olaf, ai chef de un café frapée?

user posted image
Zed
QUOTE (nefertiti @ 23 Mar 2006, 06:46 PM)
iar am avut treaba hh.gif

ce reteta??? de la supermarket!

La inghetata asociez durerea ta de gat de data trecuta + noile legi (farmacie) laugh.gif

Olaf , mai bine o umbrela de azbest laugh.gif Iar e circ la voi .
LINICA
ce ma enerveaza oamenii care intarzie mad.gif
Fantasee
Poienitaaaaa hug.gif ne paranghelim azi? wink.gif

Na, avem multe de sarbatorit woot_jump.gif.
ausländer
E musai, Fantasee!
Fantasee
Auslander hiya.gif ce mai faci?
ausländer
Bine, multumesc. Tu? mwah1.gif flowers.gif
Fantasee
Crosetez povesti, ca de obicei. Si ma bucur ca e ziua lui Data'q smile.gif .

Vreti niste vin fiert cu scortisoara si o felie de placinta cu broccoli?
Haideti sa ne paranghelim putin, maine incepe week-end-ul woot_jump.gif.
ausländer
Fantasee, se vede ca te-ai luat cu povestile. Maine e vineri, zi lucratoare. harhar.gif
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