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Vornicum
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Cateii nu mananca gaini nonono.gif
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Ok, you're gone!
Mara
Hehehe, regret sa te contrazic... dar mananca! Stiu 2 catei care sunt in pericol sa fie alungati pentru ca dau iama in gainile oamenilor din sat. Asa ca... tongue.gif
Vornicum
Specimene de teapa lor ne strica noua reputatia tongue.gif
trustbyte
buna dimineata!



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Mara
Neata, trustbyte! smile.gif

Vornicum, laugh.gif
Vornicum
Ca tot vorbim de conspiratie, tocmai acum se difuzeaza la radio o piesa pe versurile lui Paunescu.
O fi avand ceva legatura cu accidentul?
Olaf
Buna dimineata, Scarlett, Vornicum, Mara si -trustbyte-!
(mai e cineva?)
Cum se prezinta ziua de azi? smile.gif
Scarlett
" neata

@Vornicum ...ai lasat pisicile si ai trecut la gaini ? rofl.gif

@Olaf ..deocamdata bine tinand cont ca-i marti wink.gif

@Mara hug.gif

@Trustbyte hiya.gif
Mara
Neata, Olaf. Ca sa mai reimprospatam stocul:

user posted image

Scarlett mwah1.gif Vezi, cat mai muncesti tu, am facut repejor o cafea, sa nu adoarma musterii! wink.gif

Olaf
Sarutmana, Mara. Cu asta m-ai uns pe suflet. Chiar nu bausem azi dimineata cafeaua...
Scarlett
@Mara ...arata super , parca-i si simt aroma mwah1.gif
fargakos
Salutare tuturor (aici vroiam sa va insir pe toti dar nu stiu care sunteti online tongue.gif )
am gustat si eu putin din cafeluta..e tare buna biggrin.gif
Puss In Boots
Buna Han ! happy.gif


Mara ... ai facut pofta la toata lumea cu cafeaua ta laugh.gif ... de ciuda beau si eu un ness biggrin.gif
fargakos
Hello PIB smile.gif vad ca asa ti-a ramas denumirea dupa cum ti-am zis eu tongue.gif
ce mai faci fratelo?
Mara
Hello Farga si Puss! biggrin.gif

Puss, prima care a salivat am fost eu. laugh.gif Se chema ca mi-am facut-o cu mana mea?! huh.gif rolleyes.gif
Puss In Boots
Farga^ ... respect omule wink.gif pai cu vānatorii astia de poante de pe aici era imposibil sa nu prinda laugh.gif
Da' sa stii ca nu ma deranjeaza thumb_yello.gif ba chiar īmi place laugh.gif
Io bine ... savurez o saptamāna de concediu dupa care intru din nou īn focuri ... mi-am pastrat concediu pentru la iarna ...

Mara ... se numeste lucru manual rofl.gif
YOo
Sal lume! smile.gif

Mara mie imi plac lucrurile ca mi le fac cu mana mea rofl.gif
Mara
mwah1.gif YOo

Beiii, vedeti ca ne muta lumea la "Dragoste si sex" daca mai continuati! tongue.gif
Vornicum
editat de moderator: fara atacuri la persoana.
Puss In Boots
QUOTE (Vornicum @ 3 Aug 2004, 01:41 PM)
Bine ca te-am prins on line
draga YOo, daca mai faci asemenea declaratii "on air" ma duc la intalnirea de la Brasov , iti rup manuta si te bat cu ea la poponeata pana iti vine mintea de jonior la cap.
Capissci picolo?

Mi se pare mie sau suna a amenintare ?!
Ai grija ce debitezi prietene huh.gif
Vornicum
"Ai grija ce debitezi prietene " ?
Tu de unde ai mai aparut?
Zed
Buna ziua tuturor . smile.gif
Puss , ( tu`s nicht ) hug.gif
Stie careva un banc ?!
Vornicum
QUOTE (Vornicum @ 3 Aug 2004, 01:41 PM)
QUOTE (YOo @ 30 Jul 2004, 07:00 PM)
Nu Riki ... stai linistita ...

Oricum secret.gif ... vornicelu' asta este mai sucit un pic din fire ... intelegi? rofl.gif

QUOTE (YOo)
uff Riki cum sa-ti explic?  ... ceva de genul ... twisted mind? something like wacko enalina. rofl.gif



Pussinboots, pe asta ai vazut-o?
Mi se pare marlanie pe fatza. Cum altcumva sa-l fac sa vorbeasca responsabil?
Mara
mwah1.gif Zed si iata o poezea:

The sky was dark,
the moon was high,
we were alone,
just she and I.
Her hair was brown,
her eyes were too.
I knew just what
she wanted to do.
So with my courage
I did my best,
and placed my hand
upon her breast.
I trembled and shook
and felt her heart,
slowly she spread
her legs apart.
I knew she was ready,
but I didn't know how.
It was my first try
at milking a cow.
Zed
Doi prieteni discută:
- Voi unde vă petreceţi vacanţa?
- Fiul meu īn Elveţia, fiica mea īn India, nevastă-mea la Paris.
- Şi tu?
- Eu cred că la pīrnaie...

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Mara flowers.gif
dead-cat
2 studenti de inginerie se intilnesc la facultate.
intreaba unul:
- de unda ai bicicleta asta noua?
zice celalat:
- sa vezi faza ieri. veneam de la cursuri si am trecut prin parc. vine o tipa pe o bicicleta, ma vede, trage o frina, sare de pe bicicleta, rupe hainele de pe ea si-mi spune stind in pielea goala "ia-ti tot ce vrei!"

zice celalat uitindu-se la bicicleta:
- o alegere buna. hainele oricum nu ti s-ar fi potrivit.
Zed
dead cat hug.gif (danke)

rofl.gif rofl.gif e bun

( De ce ştiu blondele să cīnte frumos? Un cap gol are o acustică mai bună! )
Mara
E cam lung, dar mie mi-a placut:

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day;he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain,rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain."
And he hands Joe a jar of vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom,bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

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Zed
Mara .. rofl.gif

Un englez sosit in Romania il zareste pe badea Gheorghe cosindu-si iarba si vrea sa intre in vorba cu el :
-Baddde cousesti? intreba englezul intr-o romana cam stricata.
Badea Gheorghe se uita la el si isi vede in continuare de treaba lui.
Englezul mai face o incercare:
-Badde cousesti?
Badea Gheorghe iar nu-l baga in seama.
Disperat englezul intreaba iar:
-BADDE COUSESTI ????
Badea Gheorghe se uita sictirit la englez si-i raspunde:
-You have an obsesion, pal!

trustbyte
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nice one Mara! thumb_yello.gif



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Puss In Boots
Vornicum ... nu am vazut nici un fel de amenintare reala īn ceea ce a spus el, asa ca ceea ce ai scris tu nu-si are locul.
(citeste regulamentul)

dead-cat ... rofl.gif thumb_yello.gif bun banc!

Zed ... e ok smile.gif (mafa banc da' īngrijorator laugh.gif )
Mara
Zed roflmao.gif

Mai vreau!
Zed
- Tat nu putem dormi noaptea si mi-o zas dom' doftor sa inchid ochii si sa ma apuc sa-mi numar oile pana adorm.
- Si-o mers?
- No stai sa vezi! M-am apucat sa le numar si mi-o perit tot somnul cand am bagat da sama ca-mi lipsesc doua...
Mara
laugh.gif De unde le iei? rofl.gif
Zed
Apropo clatite ... rofl.gif

Iepurasul intr-o zi: mama ce foame mi-e; ce as manca niste clatite. Ia sa vad daca am cu ce face.
Se duce acasa, cauta si vede ca are ingrediente doar pentru 20 de clatite. Bine dar nu are cratitza sa le faca. se gangeste el si-si aduce aminte ca are ursul o tigaie de clatite.
Bun ia sa merg eu la urs sa-i cer tigaia.
Dar daca imi cere 5 clatite? Eei nu are nimic, ii dau ca eu sunt mic si ma multumesc cu 15.
Dar daca imi cere 10? Hmmm ii dau si atatea ca si-asa eu nu pot manca 10.
Dar daca imi cere 20?
Zis si facut.
Se duce iepurasul la usa ursului: cioc cioc.
-Ce vrei mai iepurasule?
-Mai ursule ai o tigaie?
-Am mai iepurasule.
-Mai dute dracului mai ursule cu tigaia ta cu tot.

Mara , de la mine de pe mail ca primesc in fiecare zi laugh.gif hug.gif
Vornicum
N-ai vazut amenintare, asta asa e dar ce declara el acolo se incadreaza la "iresponsabilitate" si jigniri aduse altui utilizator.
Nu-l faci pe aproapele wacko pur si simplu. asta fiindca ai amintit de regulament....

Pese : Terminati mey cu bancurile ca stresati populatia !
YOo
ohmy.gif ... Vornicele vezi tata ca yo's mai sensibil din fire si mai sunt si alergic la violenta ... rofl.gif
Si plus d'asta, care-i problema? Am gresit cu ceva? Am vrut sa salvez aparentele, ca sa nu creada saraca fata ca ea a fost responsabila de plecarea ta. Dupa ce ca ti-am spalat obrazul la modul cel mai finut cu putinta mai esti si PoTc ... si ma ameninti cry.gif
Vornicum
problema e ca esti junior din fire si nu stii cum sa abordezi problema.
Zici "asa e el, mai glumet" , nu-l faci pe om nebun. Asta nu e o scuza, mai ales cand nu e cazul. M-ai jignit, bre!
Riky stia ca eu mai glumesc si chiar a fost surprinsa cand ai sugerat ca as fi dus cu pluta.
TU nu stii sa citesti printre randuri. Dar nu-i nimic, o sa mai cresti si o sa vezi cum stau lucrurile.

Cat despre amenintare, ce am zis eu acolo nu o poti numi in acest fel . E mai mult un mod de a te trezi la realitate.
Chiar nu vezi ca am folosit un stil comic de prezentare a modului in care o sa te altoiesc. E o gluma ,tinere, si ia-o ca atare.
Daca te-ai speriat , nu-i vina mea. Sunt pe aici de ceva luni si inca nu stii ca eu glumesc ?!?
denise
Buna ziua! Sunt doar in trecere ...cat sa va salut.

PS. Cat-fight...intre catei? rolleyes.gif
Nu mai bine beti o bere?
YOo
ok vornicele ... merci frumos pentru "consideratie" thumb_yello.gif

44.gif ciao!
Zed
Denise , sau doua ... laugh.gif
YOo , unde pleci ?! huh.gif
Vornicum
Lasa ca revine el. Merg in Brasov ii dau o bere si se va intoarce.Asta daca are liber la alcool

Unii parca sunt facuti din mamaliga.
Puss In Boots
QUOTE (Vornicum @ 3 Aug 2004, 02:15 PM)
N-ai vazut amenintare, asta asa e dar ce declara el acolo se incadreaza la "iresponsabilitate" si jigniri aduse altui utilizator.
Nu-l faci pe aproapele wacko pur si simplu. asta fiindca ai amintit de regulament....

Pese : Terminati mey cu bancurile ca stresati populatia !

1) avem mai multi moderatori si daca ai considerat ca este vorba de o jignire aveai posibilitatea sa faci apel la ei.
2) singura persoana stresata de bancuri esti tu! smile.gif so ...
3) nu vreau sa crezi ca am ceva cu tine (cu toate ca dai dovada de pisicofobie rofl.gif ) dar singura chestie pe care nu o suport sunt amenintarile mad.gif ...

hai gata ... cred ca e mai bine sa terminam cu prostiile ... o bere mica ?! user posted image
dead-cat
dog days rofl.gif
Puss In Boots
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Cla
Servus inraitilor biggrin.gif Mai, cine se cearta, nu capata Nutella. SCURT!! jamie.gif

O femeie de 60 de ani se intoarce acasa intr-o zi si aude niste zgomote ciudate din dormitor. Se duce acolo si isi surprinde fiica de 40 de ani jucandu-se cu un vibrator.
"Ce faci?", intreaba mama.
"Mama, am 40 de ani si uita-te la mine. Sunt
urata. N-o sa ma marit niciodata, si cam asta e sotul meu." Mama pleaca din camera dand din cap.
A doua zi, tatal vine acasa si aude aceleasi
zgomote din dormitor.
Cand se duce sus, isi surprinde si el fiica facand acelasi lucru.
"Ce dracu' faci?", intreaba barbatul.
Fiica ii explica si lui cum stateau lucrurile.
Tatal pleaca dand si el din cap.
Urmatoarea zi, mama intra in casa si isi gaseste
sotul la televizor
cu o bere intr-o mana si cu vibratorul in cealalta.
"Ce faci barbate??", intreaba ea socata.
"Nu vezi? Stau si eu la o bere cu ginerele meu !"
Vornicum
Pussinboots, nush' daca ai observat dar nu cu tine am avut duscutia. Nu inteleg cum de te-ai autoinserat in dialog. Dar daca asa vrei, fie. Bem bere , matza din bocanc ce esti.

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Sper ca sa nu o ia ca si o amenintare rofl.gif


@ Clarence
NUTELLA rofl.gif
Zed
Clarence rofl.gif
YOo a plecat unsure.gif
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Recomandare de vara , ca-i cald afara .
Vornicum
Adika vrei sa zici ca anumiti catei seamana cu anumite matze ? rofl.gif

Naspa pudelu' . Unde l-ai gasit si pe asta ? Face de ras neamul cainesc. nonono.gif

Pese : Zed , sper ca acum nu o sa incepi sa plangi dupa YOo ...
genicon
Neata, oameni buni! Din nou spirite incinse sau sunt eu obosit?
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