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simonsays
ummm.. ei, imi aduc si eu aminte.. in tinerete... eh, maica...

si lasa, mai bine mai tarziu, decat niciodata wink.gif

ce intelept sint in dimineata asta hmm.gif o fi de din lipsa de cofi ? rofl.gif
Vexx
Iti dau eu cafea, simon! spoton.gif

user posted image
Eclectic
Mneata si nihahaaaaahahhhhaaaaaaaaa zise Renul.

rofl.gif

Pese: cui nu ii convine, poate sa ia renu' spoton.gif
simonsays
vexxule... ce sa zic... fac un efort, si accept cafaua ta spoton.gif din pacate nu pot sa ii pun zahar, ca se duce dracu tot gustu rofl.gif
Sushi
Initiatoarea miscarii de decalotare
simonsays
Carmelita, e o greseala la mijloc; aia caloteaza, nu decaloteaza; cred ca trebuie sa mai cauti .. hmm.gif
Kitty
Neata ba lume! Neata Mara biggrin.gif si hai repede cu dorul ala ca nu pot sa astept toata ziua dupa tine tongue.gif
si inainte de toate vroiam sa spun doar: Kitty rulz, mah!
Sushi
QUOTE (Kitty @ 6 Oct 2005, 01:02 PM)
Kitty rulz, mah!

vezi ca mai este un subiect pe tema asta. Ii zice: "Daca e fata la cratita?" devil.gif
auslšnder
QUOTE (Kitty)
Kitty rulz, mah!

Nu zau! tongue.gif
Eclectic
QUOTE (Carmelita @ 6 Oct 2005, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE (Kitty @ 6 Oct 2005, 01:02 PM)
Kitty rulz, mah!

vezi ca mai este un subiect pe tema asta. Ii zice: "Daca e fata la cratita?" devil.gif

roflmao.gif

Carmelita, mwah1.gif
Oiski-Poiski
QUOTE (simonsays @ 6 Oct 2005, 09:13 AM)
Oiski, cum a ramas cu decalotarea aia, pana la urma ? hmm.gif

Simioane , o las pe seama mamelor zabauce care au tendinte de perversitate inaintata devil.gif
simonsays
QUOTE (Carmelita @ 6 Oct 2005, 02:21 PM)
QUOTE (Kitty @ 6 Oct 2005, 01:02 PM)
Kitty rulz, mah!

vezi ca mai este un subiect pe tema asta. Ii zice: "Daca e fata la cratita?" devil.gif

ai avea curaj sa mananci ceva gatit de kitty ? rofl.gif
Kitty
Acu' depinde pt cine gatesc! ca familia a mancat din bunatatile mele si n-au avut nimic, decat o mica durere de burta ca au lins farfurile... Dar daca vii la cina, Simon, sa ma anunti, ca sa stiu ce-ti pun in farfurie evil.gif De fapt cred ca esti singurul pentru care as face mancare "speciala" devil.gif
Aramis
hello dragilor hug.gif
simonsays
hello, dear Dada mwah1.gif
bine bine, kitisorule... bineee... lasa ca vii tu cu roaga la mine... harhar.gif
Aramis
am plecat
pupici
Sushi
gata, m-am luminat ce este decalotarea. Dar care e scopula ea?
Oiski-Poiski
Pai scopul ei este de fapt pentru mai tarziu spoton.gif

Insa prostia merge mai departe .O alta capra zice ca ea nu a auzit sa se decaloteze de la natura , de la sine .Cica ori decalotezi cu forta , ori e circumcizie.Eu ma intreb ce fel de barbat are muierea asta acasa ???? unsure.gif

Sushi
QUOTE (Oiski-Poiski @ 6 Oct 2005, 04:21 PM)
Pai scopul ei este de fapt pentru mai tarziu spoton.gif

adica???
meyyyy voi vorbiti toti in integrame... lasa... caut pe google si o sa stiu...
simonsays
eu ma intreb cum l-a decalotat pe barbati-su ... iti dai seama ce trauma pe saracu' om ??? rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
"deci, dragul meu, astazi facem decalotare cu forta; pregateste-te" "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....ihhh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
stimati telespectatori, astazi ati urmarit "decalotarea", episodul intai

roflmao.gif roflmao.gif
Oiski-Poiski
QUOTE (simonsays @ 6 Oct 2005, 04:26 PM)

stimati telespectatori, astazi ati urmarit "decalotarea", episodul intai


... din filmul de groaza "Decalotarea la miez de noapte" , film difuzat in premiera nationala si internationala care va urma in 10 episoade
Episodul 1 Decalotarea
Episodul 2 Decalotarea fortata
Episodul 3 Decalotarea fortata rau
Episodul 4 decalotarea fortata rau de tot

Etc
Data'q
Seara buna, frumosilor!...
jude
Buna seara! mwah1.gif
mdA!
'na dimineata, oameni buni. vaz ca v-ati mai adunat. nu-i p'aci un zambaret d'ala cu ochii cat cepele , buni de-nfipt scobitori, ca sa stea deschisi.. macar cat sa vezi printre gene
toata noaptea am stat singurica pe la han. vorba ceea, n-avui cu cine schimba o vorba, bea o cana de vin.. n-avu cin' sa-mi faca o placintzica, sa-mi potolesc foamea.. si nici o cana de ness n-am p'aci.. cry.gif
indubitabil
Buna dimineata! : smile.gif 5.gif
Scarlett
buna dimineata

user posted image

sa aveti o zi usoara smile.gif
Oiski-Poiski
Buna dimineata ! smile.gif
Va doresc un WE splendid ca si vremea noastra de afara biggrin.gif
Eclectic
yawn.gif

Luati renu, va zic io... devil.gif
mdA!
tu taci si joaca-te cu renu. scarlett, pot sa iau si eu o guritza? din cafelutza, zic, pot?
neaza si alor de nu le-am zis.. ah, cat astept sa va zic noapte buna. mwah1.gif
Eclectic
Eu sunt Renul !!!!!!!!!!
simonsays
aa... adica daca l-ai pipait toata dimineata, draga beri, nu inseamna ca te confunzi cu el, pana la identificare... IA BA MANA DE PE REN ! rofl.gif
simonsays
neata dragilor
Scarlett, cafiaua aia e dureros de... MICA !! cry.gif mai vreaaaaaaaaau.....
Felina
neata pipali!

Scarlet, da-i portia mea de cafa lu simon biggrin.gif
Data'q
cofeina, mai fratilo, e paine pt unii...
Not for me!!!...Take mine too...
simonsays
mersi, Data'q, dar nu-mi plac ofertele de la astia fara vicii ... rofl.gif
Sar'mana, Felina; ce se intampla cu tine, bausi acasa un termos intreg ? laugh.gif
Data'q
crezi ca "ecsista" om fara vicii??? blink.gif
mai e pana il aflatzi pe-al meu... nonono.gif
Scarlett
QUOTE (simonsays @ 7 Oct 2005, 09:48 AM)
Scarlett, cafiaua aia e dureros de... MICA !!

da...dar si dureros de tareee

asa ca ..totul cu masura pentru a evita palpitatiile wink.gif
simonsays
QUOTE (Data'q @ 7 Oct 2005, 01:55 PM)
mai e pana il aflatzi pe-al meu... nonono.gif

da' ni se falfaie dragule. tine-l pentru tine rofl.gif

Scarlett... imi dai palpitatii, iubire; mica dar dureros de tare ? hmm.gif tu cum ai aflat ? cine m-a tradat ? laugh.gif harhar.gif
Scarlett
QUOTE (simonsays @ 7 Oct 2005, 01:20 PM)
hmm.gif tu cum ai aflat ? cine m-a tradat ?

whistling.gif


sursele nu le desconspir niciodata harhar.gif
simonsays
pai, daca e tradare, sa stim si noi laugh.gif
uite domle, ca am fane, si nu stiam ! harhar.gif
Mara
Draguta, stiu ca te incanta partea cu "dureros de tare", dar sa nu uitam esentialul: MICA!!! evil.gif harhar.gif

hiya.gif lume!
Antont
Adica marimea conteaza yikes.gif ?!
Damn rofl.gif 44.gif

Pese:
'neatza
jude
Hello, people!
Am un sooomn... yawn.gif yawn.gif
Dark Angel
Need company? rolleyes.gif
cactus
Baaaaa Mihai ma; de ce naiba m-atzi dat afara din forumu asta ?, Ca n-am facut rau nimanui ; nici lu Simion , nici lu Nefertiti; si ce daka-s batran ? Trebe sa trec direct in pardesiul de skanduri ????????????????????Asta-i de la mine pentru toate splendorile din ograda...
Oricum, pentru voi totzi... asta-i de la cactus...user posted image
Felina
Cactus, cine te-a dat afara? blink.gif
auslšnder
Seara buna, Han!
simonsays
QUOTE (Mara @ 7 Oct 2005, 03:55 PM)
Draguta, stiu ca te incanta partea cu "dureros de tare", dar sa nu uitam esentialul: MICA!!! evil.gif harhar.gif

eu tot incerc sa imi ecsplic DECE e stresata Mara de dimensiunile mele .. hmm.gif

aa.. 'naseara; in afara de absente dese, ceva nou ? ohyeah.gif
N.V.
Noapte buna Han! yawn.gif Si sa visezi frumos! tongue.gif
Serenity
O sa visez! tongue.gif

Odata cu gainile N.V.? Ce s-a intamplat cu insomniile tale? laugh.gif
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