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denise
laugh.gif BUNA DIMINEATA! 38.gif 38.gif

tongue.gif adica: desteptarea!

clapping.gif Azi e vineri... vine week-endul!
Vornicum
bere pentru cei care s-au suparat pe vara asta sufocanta tongue.gif

Bautura zeilor moderni user posted image
mamour
QUOTE (Vornicum @ 29 Jul 2004, 11:30 AM)
han.gif mamour
... zici ca ai masterat in oceanografie. Aia e cu pesti , caracatite si Titanc-uri care este scufundate ?
Cautati si comori subacvatice , care este ele ? hh.gif
Mie nu-mi place apa. Mai bine fac o baie solara.
Si cat timp iti petreci sub apa?

buna dimineata tuturor!! si multumesc pentru urari!

@ vornicum: ce vrei, nu e pentru toti oceanografia! lol dar cateii adora sa faca baie... tu pare-mi-se esti mai special wink.gif
ieri a mers greu serverul, poate azi am mai mult noroc!
trustbyte
buna dimineata!



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denise
Buna dimineata mamour!

Buna dimineata trustbyte, buna dimineata vornicum! (vesnic vornic) laugh.gif
Nu-i cam devreme pentru bere? Prefer o limonada - chiar asta beau acum smile.gif .
trustbyte
hiya.gif denise, mamour, vornicum!


eu zic pas la bere. am un pahar de apa dar nici asta nu prea-mi face cu ochiul. am mancat cateva fructe si-mi e ca fac vreo minune laugh.gif



ma innebunesc astia cu bormasinile lor, repara blocul nu stiu ce-i fac. si-n somn parca aud. brrrrr, brrrrrrrrrrrrr, mmmmbrrrr blink.gif
sper sa termine curand sau ma termina pe mine intai...



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nefertiti-old
Neata. smile.gif
Vornicum
rofl.gif
denise
@trustbyte - il trimit pe Gino sa te ajute? rofl.gif
@Buna dimineata, nefertiti!

@vornicum: tongue.gif ... rofl.gif

PS. unsure.gif Net-ul asta are norma... pica fix la fiecare 10 minute.
actionmedia
QUOTE (^mami^ @ 29 Jul 2004, 10:46 PM)
Dar avatarul meu va place?  cool.gif

Foarte frumos si haios in acelasi timp.

Era sa uit, 'neata la toata lumea
hiya.gif
mamour
agree laugh.gif
eu cu ceai de cei laugh.gif ba nu, cu ceai de cimbru (am uitat la ce face bine, da' mi-o zis mama sa beu) 6.gif
Magenta
Neatza everyone!!
Zed
Buna ziua tuturor ! smile.gif
mamour
ziua buna, magenta, zed...
Vornicum
bUNA ZIUA!

Mi-a vazut careva palaria ? E albastra.
Olaf
Ziua buna, tuturor.
Vornicum, cred ca ti-am vazut palaria in drum sprre han, dar n-am stiut ca-i a ta. S-ar putea sa-ti fi cazut intr-una din datile in care aratai pistolul ala...
Magenta
Eu acum am in cap o plictiseala teribila... Aveti vreo idee anti-plictis?? Please Help!!!
Olaf
Ai net, esti la Han si te plictisesti? blink.gif
genicon
Neatza, oameni buni!

Imi merge al naibi de greu netul... sad.gif
Magenta
Reformulam: Aveam in cap o plictiseala teribila... e mai bine asa?? smile.gif
Zed
Ba mere sandramaua , ba nu mere sandramaua 23.gif
Zed
Ba mere sandramaua , ba nu mere sandramaua 23.gif
Hmm
rofl.gif de ce apare de 2 ori ?! Io am dat clik numai 1 data
Mara
Hello Zed! Cred ca apare de doua ori ca sa fie clar ca ba mere, ba nu mere sandramaua! laugh.gif
Zed
Mara rofl.gif hug.gif
YoyoMan
Salutare! Nu am avut timp azi sa intru p-aci... cry.gif Ce mai e nou? smile.gif
Zed
YoyoMan , ziua buna . Nou este ca mere sandramaua harhar.gif
Mara
Zed pash.gif si sa vezi ca acu' apare... sefu la sandrama! Am remarcat eu ca asa obisnuieste... o barfa mica nu se poate face! evil.gif rofl.gif

Hei, Yoyo!
YoyoMan
harhar.gif Zed
Chiar blink.gif de mai multe ori m-am enervat ca nu mergea. Am postat/prestat la dedicatii muzicale de mi-a venit acru! Si nu aparea nici cum postul meu. M-am 'nervat mad.gif

Da' nu spui cui am dedicaaaaat tongue.gif
Zed
Mara , da , vede tot devil.gif sa vezi speedy gonzales cand apare rofl.gif

YooMan , nu zic nimic , o sa fim 2 speddy rofl.gif ( sau Speed cu Keanu si Sandra 43.gif )
Mara
Speedy gonzales rofl.gif rofl.gif Sau mai bine zis: Speedy, zis Misu, Gonzales ohyeah.gif
chatonel
io ma gindesc la vacanta smile.gif luni ma dau cu aveonu pina-n ro smile.gif
Zed
Mara rofl.gif
chatonel cry.gif vreau si io avion
YoyoMan
Beton! Hai numai - hai chatonel - numai sa nu stai mult! laugh.gif Ca te apuca depresia ca si pe noi.... biggrin.gif
chatonel
QUOTE (Zed @ 30 Jul 2004, 05:14 PM)
Mara rofl.gif
chatonel cry.gif vreau si io avion

ti-as da, da n-am decit beletu meu sorry.gif
YoyoMan
Mara - stii bancu cu Speedy Gonzales? smile.gif
trustbyte
gata, eu am plecat spre casa...

s-au linistit si omuletii cu picamaru' lor...s-a mai domolit si durerea mea de cap.
denise, pe Gino il trimiti luni daca e, sa vedem cum incepe saptamana viitoare...


eu va doresc un weekend linistit si racoros!


v-am pupat!



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Zed
Off , aici trebuie sa stai la rand , tragi bilet apoi codul de seif si astepti sa intrii .
chatonel flowers.gif ( daca nu bilet , dar era intentia )
YooMan , spune-l
-trustbyte- , Gino rofl.gif ( weekend placut)
Mara
La mine iar a mers in reluare sandramaua nonono.gif

Paaa trustbyte!

Baga Yoyo bancul ala o data! laugh.gif
YoyoMan
k Zed! Ete bancu!

Merge un tip pe strada si vade 2 blonde superbe in fata lui. Merge putin in urma lor si le aude vorbind.
Zice una:
- Tu! Am auzit ca ungurii o au foarte mare tu!
- Nuuuu! Eu am auzit ca mexicanii o au mai mare!
La un momentdat il surprind pe tip ca asculta si zice una:
- Ce faci ma in spatele nostru? Cum te cheama pe tine? la care asta
- Pisti Gonzales

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Zed
YoyoMan rofl.gif rofl.gif

Little Obsessions

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go home."
Mara
Yoyo, criminal! rofl.gif rofl.gif Oare Mihai l-o sti?! whistling.gif
YoyoMan
Exceleeent Zed! Bestial! roflmao.gif

Mara
Demential banc Zed! rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
Zed
What did the therapist say?

After his visit to a therapist, Tom told his buddies, who were all curious what the therapist said to him: "For $95 an hour, she asked the questions my wife asks all the time for free."

evil.gif rofl.gif

Mara flowers.gif
Yoyoman hug.gif ( ma bucur daca v-au placut . )
YoyoMan
Zed mwah1.gif
Oricum - ala cu Freudian slip ramane in top la mine deocamdata biggrin.gif
Mara
Iti dai seama, si la mine... le-am dat pe mail la toti prietenii! Sunt prea faine! laugh.gif
YOo
rofl.gif ... merci pentru portia de ras Zed ...

Salutare lume hiya.gif tongue.gif
Vornicum
Nutella
hiya.gif


_________
Shit happens.
YOo
nu_te_llasi vornicele mai prejos, nu?
whistling.gif
Vornicum
Cum adica mai prejos, mey YOo ?

E ceva concurs si eu nu am aflat ? huh.gif
_________
Incerc sa inteleg mirarea unora si ajung sa ma incurc in propria explicatie
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