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'neata
'Neata. Nefe, repara-ti avatarul ca ma dor ochii. 
heeei, 'neataa! 
pai nu pooot!
cred ca-l schimb
pai nu pooot!
cred ca-l schimb
'Neataaaaa - haidem la cafeaaaa!
Maaama, ce i-a facut Schumacher lui Villeneuve .... nu-i adevarat
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Cum ati dormit - ati visat ceva interesant poate?
Nefe, ce-a patit ala micu` si simpaticu`?
later edit: Iaca si oferta de mic dejun
. M-am trezit cu pofta de dulciuri ... oare cum se traduce asta? 
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Maaama, ce i-a facut Schumacher lui Villeneuve .... nu-i adevarat
.Cum ati dormit - ati visat ceva interesant poate?
Nefe, ce-a patit ala micu` si simpaticu`?
later edit: Iaca si oferta de mic dejun
. M-am trezit cu pofta de dulciuri ... oare cum se traduce asta? .
Neata buna si bine v-am gasit 
O cafa mare cu lapte va rog....care aveti aduceti va rooog ca nu mai poot
O cafa mare cu lapte va rog....care aveti aduceti va rooog ca nu mai poot
'Neata, Endgegner. Poftim 
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pipal!Am o groaza de invatat si o lene pe masura, asa ca stau cu nasul proptit in ceasca de cafea si cu ochii pironiti pe Han ca poate-poate o veni si pe la mine dorinta de cunoastere
'Neata, NeVeea lu` mama .
Mi-ai adus aminte de un cantecel fain:
"Talking all the day with true friends who try to make you stay
Telling jokes and news, singing songs to pass the night away"
dar iti spun cum se cheama dupa ce termini de invatat
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.Mi-ai adus aminte de un cantecel fain:
"Talking all the day with true friends who try to make you stay
Telling jokes and news, singing songs to pass the night away"
dar iti spun cum se cheama dupa ce termini de invatat
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Stau cam prost cu motivatia astazi... asa ca decat sa ma apuc de invatat mai bine am dat un search pe google 
Pup you Fantasee
Pup you Fantasee
Neata lumieeeee! 
Io acuma beau caveu'. Voi?
Io acuma beau caveu'. Voi?
'Neata buna, Yoyo - si noi tot la cafeciniu ne aflam .
Si te-a lamurit nenea Google, N.V. ?
.Si te-a lamurit nenea Google, N.V. ?
Isto caficu...hajd' dobro jutro svima
Si eu.... si ma indrept cu sorbituri mari spre a 3-a ceasca 
Nu Uluguru voiai la jocul cu imagini, Endgegner?
Uluguru estem in Tanzania, Ayers Rock estem piatra sfanta a aborigenilor den Australia
Ufff mai am de invatat carte .
mai am de invatat carte .
Neatza, lume!
Proiect canci, somn canci si-acu' am un cascat in mineeeee.... M-a prostit al batran rau de tot!
Proiect canci, somn canci si-acu' am un cascat in mineeeee....
M-a prostit al batran rau de tot!
a put-ut un spell on you?
Who is the "ala batran", Sere - ada-l aci sa-l judecam fiindca nu te lasa sa dormi! 'Neata .
Endge - in capul meu Uluru si Uluguru erau acelasi lucru - trebuie sa bag un reset si sa dorm noaptea, for a change 
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.Endge - in capul meu Uluru si Uluguru erau acelasi lucru - trebuie sa bag un reset
si sa dorm noaptea, for a change .
Fanta, Endge.. NV, nefe, Yoyo si cine o mai fi pe-aici!Al' batran e taticutzu' meu pe care eu prefer sa-l alint "al batran" si el pe mine "capro"
.... il aduc, numi stati doua minute sa gasesc o funie si sa-l leg bine ca altfel nu cred sa reusesc
Capra, hai?! Stai asa, ca imediat ce termina piticii sa-l traga de urechi pe Cla, ii trimit sa te ajute .
Stai asa, ca imediat ce termina piticii sa-l traga de urechi pe Cla, ii trimit sa te ajute .
Pacea si armonia plutesc lin prin Poenita, nu-i asa Sere?
Pornesc in cautarea unei cafele, sa ne mai alungam somnul de pe gene
Pornesc in cautarea unei cafele, sa ne mai alungam somnul de pe gene
Za harmony mie imi e adusa de-o cana maaaare de cafea cu lapte.... Traiasca cafeaua! Vive la coffeine!
Fanta, lasa tu piticii sa-si faca treaba. Mie trimite-mi-l pe balaurul cu 7 capete
Fanta, lasa tu piticii sa-si faca treaba. Mie trimite-mi-l pe balaurul cu 7 capete
Han!Nu stiu ce predomina azi... plicti sau lenea...
cred ca-mi f**k un ceai...
Votul meu merge clar pe leeeeeeeneeeeeeeee. Stiu ca e un topic pe-aic pe undeva in Poiana despre lene, da' zau ca mi-e lene sa-l caut
Touché!!
ce vreme de sooomn...
salutare tuturor!!!
ce petrecere a fost aseara pe-aici
ce petrecere a fost aseara pe-aici
Ma duc sa bag unu
io sunt la birou
salve, tikky
salve, tikky
Iar in sfanta zi de deuminica, mai nefe?
Las' ca ajungi acasa si bagi portie dubla
Las' ca ajungi acasa si bagi portie dubla
Tikky chiar ca ne-am distrat bine aseara.
Ce bine ca si-a revenit avatarul tau, Nefe - daca ai nevoie de vreun ajutor acolo la birou just ring si te ajutam noi cumva .
Ar merge la fix o cafea de amiaza, nuuuuu?
chiar ca ne-am distrat bine aseara.Ce bine ca si-a revenit avatarul tau, Nefe - daca ai nevoie de vreun ajutor acolo la birou just ring
si te ajutam noi cumva .Ar merge la fix o cafea de amiaza, nuuuuu?
Buna dimineata/ziua, Han!
Si eu pun tot de-o cafea, dupa care ma delectez cu niste derivate...
Si eu pun tot de-o cafea, dupa care ma delectez cu niste derivate...
Ma duc sa ma uit la desene animate - daca auziti brusc vreun hohot molipsitor, nu vi se pare deloc: rad eu ca nebuna!
Tom + Jerry sau coiotul tâmpit de la Roadrunner?
Îl mai stie careva pe Jinx? Motanul ala la fel de tembel ca Silvester
Îl mai stie careva pe Jinx? Motanul ala la fel de tembel ca Silvester
Pe carare prin padure mai maiS-a dus mandra dupa mureee
Mana caii vizitiu si-ada bere bragagiu
N-am baut nimic alcoolic inca
.Haideti, cantati si voi? Mai avem inca putin din wk asta ...
Si-alte doua mititele si-un scaun mandrutei mele
Fantasee, listen to me:
Hop tzorop, pici din plop.
Niste pesti si-o gramada de vesti.
Vreau niste dude... nude
Don't worry, be hurry
Hop tzorop, pici din plop.
Niste pesti si-o gramada de vesti.
Vreau niste dude... nude
Don't worry, be hurry
Bunicica asta, Cla - cum se danseaza?
Pe 3/4. Deci 3 împartit la 4
Got it. Ma duc sa-l scot pe 4 din frigider, ca pe 3 il am la mine 
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Al 3-lea azi??
Aha. Aici se tin amantii, in frigi
Aha. Aici se tin amantii, in frigi
Buna seara poientia! Incep sa cred ca lenea e o boala incurabila Am chinuit toata ziua tastatura si telecomanda si tot nu m-am saturat
Am chinuit toata ziua tastatura si telecomanda si tot nu m-am saturat
Piticii, Cla, piticii - se incinsesera de la atata smotru .
Dar ... imi place cum gandesti ai mai multa imaginatie decat mine.
NeVeeeee daca nici o topaiala nu vindeca lenea, atunci chiar ca nu stiu ce altceva.
.Dar ... imi place cum gandesti
ai mai multa imaginatie decat mine.NeVeeeee
daca nici o topaiala nu vindeca lenea, atunci chiar ca nu stiu ce altceva.
Fantasee eu nu am mai multa imaginatie decât tine.
Îmi dau doar silinta, adica-s silit
N.V. Asa ceva vreau si io, o telecomanda pt. lene 
eu nu am mai multa imaginatie decât tine.Îmi dau doar silinta, adica-s silit
N.V.
Asa ceva vreau si io, o telecomanda pt. lene
Ia si tu un maracine in brate si nu mai face galagie ca a inceput meciul - daca nu bate Steaua ... fac cu nervu`.
Daca ma faci sa rad si mi se scorojeste prea devreme masca asta cu namol, iarasi nu e bine.
Ia-ti o bere din frigi - vezi ca aia cu alcool e exact langa piticu` nr. 2 .
Daca ma faci sa rad si mi se scorojeste prea devreme masca asta cu namol, iarasi nu e bine.
Ia-ti o bere din frigi - vezi ca aia cu alcool e exact langa piticu` nr. 2
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Pour mes cheries: Fantasee + NV:
ZZ TOP: Thank you
You didn't have to love me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
You didn't have to love me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
But you took your love to someone else
I wouldn't know what it meant to be loved to death
You made me feel like I've never felt
Kisses so good I had to holler for help
You didn't have to squeeze it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didn't have to hold it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
Every day was something new,
You put on your bag and your fine to-do
You got me trying new things too
Just so I can keep up with you.
You didn't have to shake it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didn't have to make it like you did
but you did but you did
And I thank you.
All my life I've been shortchanged
Without your love baby it's a crying shame
But now I know what the fellas talking about
Hear me say that they been turned out
I want to thank you
I want to thank you
I want to thank you
Yes, I want to thank you
.............
Da' sa nu vi se urce la cap, maaa...
ZZ TOP: Thank you
You didn't have to love me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
You didn't have to love me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
But you took your love to someone else
I wouldn't know what it meant to be loved to death
You made me feel like I've never felt
Kisses so good I had to holler for help
You didn't have to squeeze it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didn't have to hold it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
Every day was something new,
You put on your bag and your fine to-do
You got me trying new things too
Just so I can keep up with you.
You didn't have to shake it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didn't have to make it like you did
but you did but you did
And I thank you.
All my life I've been shortchanged
Without your love baby it's a crying shame
But now I know what the fellas talking about
Hear me say that they been turned out
I want to thank you
I want to thank you
I want to thank you
Yes, I want to thank you
.............
Da' sa nu vi se urce la cap, maaa...
Pertinenta la control!
Ce faceti mai citizens? totul ok?!
hop so
Bagati mare ca vine seara si mai trebe sa golim neste butelci.
Ce faceti mai citizens? totul ok?!
hop so
Bagati mare ca vine seara si mai trebe sa golim neste butelci.
Nu se suie nimic la cap, Cla - nici macar continutul butelcilor pe care ni le propune Endgegner - nu mai e loc de pitici.
Ce nasol... e deja plin de pitici...
E loc pt mine la genicon, aka Alba ca Zapada??
(iau bataie de la Kitty )
E loc pt mine la genicon, aka Alba ca Zapada??
(iau bataie de la Kitty
)
Dar de unde atatia pitici, Fantasee?...Mai da si la altii...
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