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YoyoMan
Deci asta cui paritatea leu - p*la e cea mai beton faza pe saptamana astaaaaa! Am tampit de ras si am zis la toata lumea in birou! Se rade cu lacrimi! rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
Cla
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user posted image
Vornicum
QUOTE (YoyoMan @ 8 Jul 2004, 11:51 AM)
Ma copii! Eu vreau cafea ca-s nervos.... m-a enervat sefu' f....-i mad.gif



f....-i - oare ce o fi vrut sa spuna ?

Concurs de obrazuri finutze tongue.gif
YoyoMan
iti dai seama ca dupa f...-i urma ceva despre mami lui rofl.gif
mogaldeatza

Cred ca ceva legat de utilizarea unei anumite monede. innocent.gif

Vornicum
mocofatza (ca altcumva nu pot sa-ti spun ) , ce te bagi ca musca in oala sau magaru in papusoi?
Lasa-l pe Yoyo sa injure bre, ca m-am enervat


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Yup i'm gone !
trustbyte
cel mai tare e cand vanzatoru' le da rest fetelor si neatent sau intentionat, le scapa vreo p*** lipsa.cum ii sugereaza ele greseala oare? rofl.gif


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Antont
Ca sa vedeti cum de la o discutie pe teme culinare (i.e. muietura) s-a ajuns la dezbaterea unor stringente probleme economice rofl.gif ...

Pese:
Oare cum o fi in Botswana sa mergi la "fetite" ? blink.gif Vine domnisoara si te intreaba "Frumosule, vrei sa vii cu mine? Ai 100 de p*la? " yikes.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif jamie.gif
mogaldeatza

Sir, nu cred ca i-am interzis lui YOo sa injure.
Esti cumva paznicu cetatii? Daca ai intrebari doar pt un anume segment
de populatie de ce nu precizezi bre?
YoyoMan
Stii cum e Vornice? Pacat de pacatele mele... laugh.gif
Vornicum
Trustbyte , de obicei nu esti prea vorbaret. da cum auzi un cuvant porcos hop si tu la manivela . si invarte frate ca sa iasa smantana wink.gif
Amu te-a palit doru de limbutzanie?
YoyoMan
Mogaldeata! mad.gif Acuma ma enervez si iar injur! Eu nu sunt YOo! mad.gif
Vornicum
mocofatza mocofatza n-ai vrea tu sa te tiu io-n bratza ?
trustbyte
dau mosule doar cu conditia sa fii tu la capat sa nu se piarda bunatate de smantana wink.gif




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mogaldeatza
QUOTE (YoyoMan @ 8 Jul 2004, 01:48 PM)
Mogaldeata! mad.gif Acuma ma enervez si iar injur! Eu nu sunt YOo! mad.gif

rofl.gif am comis-o na, acu injura in voie tongue.gif !

Ps
O CAFEA????
YoyoMan
nonono.gif

Ok! Fie... merge o cafea.... dar numai cu gheata.... tongue.gif
Iert jumate din pacate pentru cafeaua asta smile.gif
Antont
No io m-am carat , distractie placuta in continuare spoton.gif
mogaldeatza
user posted image

Cafeaua sti unde e! tongue.gif
YoyoMan
In cub? ohmy.gif
Vornicum
QUOTE (Ghost @ 8 Jul 2004, 01:02 PM)
No io m-am carat , distractie placuta in continuare spoton.gif

Eu nu ma distrez . Parerea mea tongue.gif
Rikita
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Vornicum
Buey a aparut si Olandezul(a) Zburator!. Si cand credeam ca mai bine nu se poate.
Hahahaha hehehe ... ma scuzati, parerea mea. wink.gif
mogaldeatza
QUOTE (YoyoMan @ 8 Jul 2004, 02:09 PM)
In cub? ohmy.gif


Gresit, doar daca faci un exercitiu de imaginatie tongue.gif .
Cafeaua este la locul ei. Azi dimimeata de unde ai luat-o? smile.gif
Vornicum
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Vornicum
Je dau un cal pentrrrrrru un regat.
Si o iapa pentru un cal....

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Of , singuratatea ma omoara!
Vornicum
Intotdeauna mi-am zis in barba filosofica :
Mai bine penibil decat plictisit

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Bah .... eu vorbesc ... singur ????
io nu-s nebun, io doar va sfidez
Rikita
singuratate nu poate omori. a fi impreuna cu un asasin, asta da, poate omori.
Rikita
hm... sper sa nu fi intrerupt conversatia ta cu tine.
Vornicum
Asasin , ce- i ala ?
Rikita
hm... poate ca am vorbit spaniola... sau... nu stiu... cum sa spune "murderer"?
Vornicum
Aaaaa .... CRIMINAL adica ???

rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
draga Rikita pai cum amarul (necazul, piperul si boiaua) mea sa fiu cu un criminal langa mine? Nu cunosc niciunul...
nefertiti-old
Vornicum, ce te-ai face tu fara Rikita? laugh.gif
dead-cat
s-ar muta in botswana. pentru bani rofl.gif
Vornicum
nefe vrei sa zici ca doar ea saracuta ma baga in seama ?
Rikita
erm....
Rikita
eu cunosc criminali, daca ai nevoie de unul...
Vornicum
Erm... ???
Ce-i aia?

Ce sa fac eu cu un criminal ? tongue.gif
Rikita
asta depinde de preferentele tale.
nefertiti-old
Vornice, ti-ai gasit nasul. rofl.gif
Vornicum
QUOTE (Rikita @ 8 Jul 2004, 02:02 PM)
asta depinde de preferentele tale.

Vrei sa zici ca pot sa-l pun sa faca ce zic eu? tongue.gif
Criminalii astia sunt criminali in cazu asta !
Si de unde pot sa-mi cumpar unul ? huh.gif
Rikita
de fapt am vrut sa spun ca depinde de ce tip de criminal vrei...
Rikita
din thread despre perversionile:

QUOTE
crematistofilia placerea sexuala provocata de jefuirea ta . excitarea la gandul ca cineva iti fura tot ce ai


de exemplu...
Vornicum
Ai zis ca asinul e de fapt un criminal. Care-i diferenta intre ei?

Hei , cate tipuri de criminali exista . Este mai multi ? huh.gif
Rikita
QUOTE (Vornicum @ 8 Jul 2004, 02:09 PM)
Si de unde pot sa-mi cumpar unul ? huh.gif

o prietena a mea e politista... ea are contact cu multi criminali. cred ca despre pretul puteti sa discutati.
Rikita
intre criminali? sunt uni care omor (ceea ce pare ca ai spus tu la inceput ca vrei ca cineva te omoara), unii care fur, unii care mint etc. etc.
Vornicum
Da , si asinii ?
Cla
QUOTE (Vornicum @ 8 Jul 2004, 01:20 PM)
Ai zis ca asinul e de fapt un criminal.

biggrin.gif asasinul... asinul e un magar rofl.gif
nefertiti-old
rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif Sunteti bestiali. Combinatia asta dintre Vornicum si Rikita e super. laugh.gif
Rikita
asasin. da. cum am spus. dar poate ca exista si magari criminali. pentru asta ar trebui s-o intreb pe prietena mea politista. ea stie.
Zed
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