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Kyklos
Cla cand pleci sa inchizi geamurile si usile la han...eu ma duc la somn..te las sa pazesti...bucataria si barul hanului drunk.gif
Cla
Tu ai idei... adica sa sparg geamurile pe dinauntru?
Mergem la somn. Si eu... desi nu mi-e de -aia, unde dormi, maaa?

Hai sa spargem dimineata:
Bag o cafa: Cine nu intelege, treaba lui spoton.gif

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Fantasee
Buna diminecioara yawn.gif azi a mai iesit soarele parca; cu putin noroc o sa vad iarba de aproape rofl.gif
Cla laugh.gif propun o varianta mai putin solicitanta:

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cipdecip
helou hiya.gif
alysoft2003
Buna dimineata feciori si fecioare. Imi este somn yawn.gif
Cla
Omule, daca ti-e somn de ce te bagi pe-aici? Ai remuscari ca platesti curentu degeaba? laugh.gif
Hello hiya.gif @ all. Yet another plicti sunday biggrin.gif
Cla
rofl.gif tocmai am tras o gura de ceai si am tusit-o pe monitor.
Si asa se poate face curatenie.
Pazea, va vad mai bine acuma! rofl.gif
alysoft2003
Pai am de ales...ori stau pe net, ori muncesc. Am ales statul pe net.
Cla
Slow down... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUsd8xsKELM
sa ne trezim lent... wink.gif
Cla
Prin tinereti lucram si eu duminica.
Pentru toti care lucreaza azi am inima.
Farin Urlaub si eu va invita s-o lasati balta pāna ce numaram pān' la zece tongue.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8IeJKBMbeg
spoton.gif
N-am inima mare?? o fi ea neagra, da'... tongue.gif biggrin.gif
Serenity
Buna dimi.

I-am pus gand rau cafelei lui Fanta devil.gif

Cla
eu pun un gānd bun, just stay cool... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpMACsXMQGs wink.gif
Cla
Si un pic de magie azi-dimineata: http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/1JwtmHDE933261Tnb spoton.gif
alysoft2003
Mai am 4 ore si 20 de minute de calvar. Dupa aceea ma duc acasa. Calvarul no. 2 tre sa duc zavodul afara sa se usureze. Apoi somn de voie ( sau de nevoie)
Cla
Mai am 4 ore si 20 de minute de caviar. spoton.gif

Edith a zis ca vrea si sampanie la asta biggrin.gif

Apropos aly: Edith a zis sa-ti spun ceva: NU avem IE6 biggrin.gif
alysoft2003
Eu nu am caviar. Dar il inlocuiesc cu succes cu ochi de hamsii laugh.gif
PS : mai am 3 ore si 50 de minute smile.gif
Cla
Nimic mai nerespectata decāt hamsia, e un peste foarte important (culinar) wink.gif
Ochi de ea insa nu stiu daca am māncat, mi-ar fi si frica.
Se zice ca se uita la tine dinauntru si provoaca ulcer ca razbunare rofl.gif

Apropos, la tema:
Vine odata macelarul nostru de la abator.
Pe umeri, 3 jumate de spate de vita (!!) si sta de vorba cu noi de parca n-ar fi nimic.
Intr-o māna, o galeata cu coaie de bou.
Asa ceva nu poti sa vinzi, le-am māncat toate noi. licklips.gif
alysoft2003
Pai daca te imprietenesti bine cu hamsia, o pui sa iti faca o gastroscopie. Apoi, la iesire, o intrebi ce a vazut. Numai sa nu ramana muta de uimire laugh.gif
Cla
La iesire nu mai apuc s-o intreb, ii dau apa laugh.gif
alysoft2003
Tu ai dat zilele astea berea, eu dau sampania si caviarul wink.gif
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Sa vedem cine o sa dea mercedesul laugh.gif
Fantasee
Hai ca ati inceput bine, pana la cina o sa fim toti aghezmuiti! rofl.gif

Sa nu uit de ce aveam de topait: woot_jump.gif am fost in parculet woot_jump.gif si m-am plimbat pe dig woot_jump.gif dar acum ma dor picioarele ...
Asa ca vreau baita, masaj la talpi si nani pana la pranz. Pretty please ... girlchat.gif
Cla
Ok. Eu ma-mbat. Tu conduci. O luam si pe Fantasee cu noi spoton.gif

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Kyklos
Nu e cu doua locuri masina unsure.gif , fanta` o punem in portbagaj rofl.gif daca e cu patru locuri vin si eu ...ma autoinvit rofl.gif
Cla
Pentru cine nu mai e loc, avem. Sub roti biggrin.gif
alysoft2003
Pt. Fanty, ca sa isi decongestioneze un pic picioarele
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@Cla : pai nu mai bine angajam un sofer sa conduca si ne imbatam amandoi???
Fantasee
Portbagaj wub.gif mi s-a mai implinit un vis! rofl.gif
Coli, daca stai in spate, ia si piticii in brate wink.gif ca sa pot dormi linistita cu roata de rezerva in brate rofl.gif rofl.gif

Softici hug.gif luam soferul meu, dar va previn: canta folclor mai rau decat mine, chiar si cand bea doar apa chioara! Da' compenseaza nevasta-sa: blonda, picioare lungi si stie cele mai neaerisite bancuri cu putinta ... spoton.gif
alysoft2003
Pai la asa masina, cred ca va trebui sa cantam folclor german. JA JA JA das ist nicht laugh.gif Ich sprachen nicht deutche.
Kyklos
Eu as merge pe Eliica...masina cu opt roti...pentru tot hanul..

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Fantasee
Da' de unde! Asa o masina traduce singura "Cine a pus carciuma-n drum" in cateva coduri, inclusiv martiana clasica rofl.gif
Apropos: incotro atata alai? laugh.gif Ca de mers, jumatate afumati, mergem; locurile s-au adjudecat ... a mai ramas L-ul din ASL rofl.gif
Kyklos
Mergem la golit .....ne luam avantul de la han....ramne conasul cu buza umflata....cand vede hanul gol . tongue.gif cool.gif
Cla
QUOTE (Fantasee @ 10 Sep 2006, 10:53 AM)
Da' compenseaza nevasta-sa: blonda, picioare lungi si stie cele mai neaerisite bancuri cu putinta ...  spoton.gif

No way: singura blonda admisa e berea spoton.gif drunk.gif
Crezi ca ne luam stress in masina??
De parca n-ar ajunge 4 tāmpiti?
La un motor īn 4 tāmpi? rofl.gif

Mai dau ceva gelati:

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alysoft2003
Moaicaaa, dupa atata bere si inghetata, va trebui sa dam jos ceva calorii. Da las', ca are io grija de treaba asta. Uite cu ce ma prezint laugh.gif rofl.gif
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Imaginati-va vreo 5-6 din acestia alergand in urma noastra (indicat ar fi sa nu ne ajunga) laugh.gif Ce forme vom avea, ce silueta wub.gif
Cla
Pot sa fac schimb? Vreau Chihuahua laugh.gif
alysoft2003
Pentru fratele Cla de la Alysoft 2003 dedicatie speciala Chihuahua
Fara numar, fara numar, fara numar, fara numar, fara numar, sa traiascaaaaaaa. Si de la nasu' mareeee laugh.gif
Cla
Maa, sounds like Mambo Nr 5 de Lou Bega rofl.gif
alysoft2003
Va salut, eu ma retrag. Si mai am 2 ore de munnca laugh.gif
Cla
Ma, nu asa de repede, am ceva pt tine:user posted image Pun pariu ca ai dat click pe el rofl.gif rofl.gif
alysoft2003
Cine a pus "Edit"-ul in drum
Ala n-a fost om nebun
Ala a fost om cu minte
Cine da click sa nu uite laugh.gif
Cla
Īnsoara-te cu o Edith, aly, si ai scapat de probleme biggrin.gif
Erwin
Bona sera! Mama mia ce circulatie p-acia! Si eu am lipsit! A mai ramas bere, ca tare-s insetat? unsure.gif
Masca de Aur
Va spun si eu "Buna seara"!
Cla
Erwin, hai noroc!
han.gif , Masca!
Hai sa bem una impreuna wink.gif

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Masca de Aur
ma abonez la branza wink.gif
Cla
biggrin.gif daca as spune cine-i unchiu-meu, m-ar bate studentii bucuresteni rofl.gif
Doar atāt: Are un nas, crescut din tuica banateana roflmao.gif
Am ajuns odata la el: "Mai Marius, ce facem?"
"Nu stiu, ce vrei?"
"Pai de ce ni-s pe lumea asta, nu ca sa ne pilim?!?"
"Am īnteles" spoton.gif
Olaf
Buna dimineata.
Mihai
Neata buna tuturooooor! hiya.gif
nefertiti-old
'Neata, boss! harhar.gif
Mihai
Neata, Nefe! harhar.gif flowers.gif
Aramis
imi curge nasuuuul cry.gif
Cla
Hai noroc, Aramis. Don't worry, be happy flowers.gif

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