Versiune completa:De Ce A Traversat Puiul Strada?
probabil ca era si in stare de ebrietate
O fi traversat in curba?
Sau chiar in lung...
...mai mult in lung decat in lat...
Da, era ora 4:30 dimineata si puiul, ranga de beat, a vazut şanţul de pe partea cealalta a drumului asa ca s-a gandit sa traga un pui de somn.
Sau poate avea intalnire cu o puicuţa la margine de şanţ.
Sau poate puiul nostru e chiar puiul din reclama Transavia si el de fapt nu a trecut nici o strada... a fost "zburat" acolo.
Sau poate avea intalnire cu o puicuţa la margine de şanţ.
Sau poate puiul nostru e chiar puiul din reclama Transavia si el de fapt nu a trecut nici o strada... a fost "zburat" acolo.
"Treci strada, puiule, trece-o!" 
Puiul a traversat strada din motive personale.
Oricum, acum puii nu mai traverseaza strazi, pentru ca s-au saturat sa le tot cautati nod in papura.
S-au saturat sa ii tot aratati cu degetul.
Sa ii condamnati.
Sa ii fortati sa traverseze strazi, doar pentru a gasi un motiv.
De asta a traversat puiul strada!!!
Pentru ca a fost fortat !!!
Eu, stiti, de fapt, sunt un pui. De ce traversez eu strazi? De de-aia.
Nu va intereseaza. Mind your own business.
Oricum, acum puii nu mai traverseaza strazi, pentru ca s-au saturat sa le tot cautati nod in papura.
S-au saturat sa ii tot aratati cu degetul.
Sa ii condamnati.
Sa ii fortati sa traverseze strazi, doar pentru a gasi un motiv.
De asta a traversat puiul strada!!!
Pentru ca a fost fortat !!!
Eu, stiti, de fapt, sunt un pui. De ce traversez eu strazi? De de-aia.
Nu va intereseaza. Mind your own business.
postez si eu aici un textulet cu raspunsuri din sfera rockului . din pacate cred ca doar cei care savureaza genul acesta de muzica se vor putea delecta cu adevarat 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honourably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
• Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
• My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... Its bloodied body is what I cling to...
• Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
• W.A.S.P.: To f**k something.
• Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and f**k... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
• Type O Negative: ...
• Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
• Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
• Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died..
.
• Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scared...?
• Yngwie Malmsteen: TO UNLEASH THE FUCKIN' FJURRRY!!!!
• Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...
• Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
• Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
• Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
• Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
• Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
• Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don\'t come easy!
• Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
• Evergrey: It went in search of truth
• Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
• System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
• Cannibal Corpse: To to be slayed, butchered, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
• Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
• Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
• Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something..
BLODU OK JARNA!
• Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
• Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an Italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
• Mayhem: To worship satan!
• Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
• Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE ITS LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
• Joe Satriani: tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua
• solo
• Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
• Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!
• Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring!
• bagpipes
• krijeeesht
•
• Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vocal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
• Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
• King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
• Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
• Nightwish: to dress in white and search the sea....
• Sonata Artica: brrrp. hello? Wellwell, how are you? OMG, it can't be the chicken! Oui, oui, mon amour, c'est la poule.
• Gamma Ray: Because heaven can wait.
• Rammstein: We're all living in America, America, ist wunderbar...
• Hammerfall: It crossed the road on a metal motorbike.
• Apocalyptica: Hope was lost.
• Pantera: For he's a fuckin' cowboy!
• Disturbed: He had 'the sickness'.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honourably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
• Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
• My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... Its bloodied body is what I cling to...
• Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
• W.A.S.P.: To f**k something.
• Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and f**k... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
• Type O Negative: ...
• Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
• Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
• Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died..
.
• Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scared...?
• Yngwie Malmsteen: TO UNLEASH THE FUCKIN' FJURRRY!!!!
• Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...
• Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
• Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
• Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
• Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
• Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
• Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don\'t come easy!
• Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
• Evergrey: It went in search of truth
• Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
• System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
• Cannibal Corpse: To to be slayed, butchered, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
• Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
• Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
• Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something..
BLODU OK JARNA!
• Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
• Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an Italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
• Mayhem: To worship satan!
• Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
• Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE ITS LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
• Joe Satriani: tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua
• solo
• Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
• Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!
• Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring!
• bagpipes
• krijeeesht
•
• Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vocal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
• Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
• King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
• Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
• Nightwish: to dress in white and search the sea....
• Sonata Artica: brrrp. hello? Wellwell, how are you? OMG, it can't be the chicken! Oui, oui, mon amour, c'est la poule.
• Gamma Ray: Because heaven can wait.
• Rammstein: We're all living in America, America, ist wunderbar...
• Hammerfall: It crossed the road on a metal motorbike.
• Apocalyptica: Hope was lost.
• Pantera: For he's a fuckin' cowboy!
• Disturbed: He had 'the sickness'.
super tare 
NightWish -To say godby to his beautiful
Truda - Sa duca buseatnu' la castor
Prodigy- To start a fire ,as he is known as the FIRE STARTER ( nu e trupa rock .. da e comic non the less:)
Si cam atat , ca le-am uitat pe restu
)... in principiu , din pct meu de vedere , puiu' ar avea un singur motiv sa traverseze strada.. ca poate !
Truda - Sa duca buseatnu' la castor
Prodigy- To start a fire ,as he is known as the FIRE STARTER ( nu e trupa rock .. da e comic non the less:)
Si cam atat , ca le-am uitat pe restu
)... in principiu , din pct meu de vedere , puiu' ar avea un singur motiv sa traverseze strada.. ca poate !
De ce a traversat Puiu strada?
Ca sa bea o bere cu Mungiu.
Ca sa bea o bere cu Mungiu.
Puiul a traversat strada pentru ca pe partea cealalta era o pasune cu "sasa cai"..doi cai frumosi
Aceasta este o versiune "Text-Only" a continutului acestui forum. Pentru a vizualiza versiunea completa, cu mai multe informatii, formatari si imagini,click aici.