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Multe sunt in engleza... pe de alta parte, cine nu stie engleza probabil nu le-ar intelege oricum!

De ce confunda informaticienii Craciunul cu Halloweenul?
Pt ca 31oct=25dec.

A neutron walks into a bar, and he asks the bartender, "how much for a drink?", and the bartender says, "for you, no charge".

Two atoms are walking down the street, one says to the other, "Oh no I lost an electron!" and the other says, "are you sure?", and the first one says, "Yes I'm positive!"

Care este cea ma buna metoda de a accelera un Mac?
9.81 m/s^2

What beat does a mathematician produce when he hits a tree trunk?
A logarithm.

When the animals disembarked after the flood, Noah told each pair: "Go forth and multiply!" and they all went forth and multiplied.
Only a pair of snakes said: "We can't, we're adders."
So Noah pointed over to some fallen trees and said: "Well, use logs!"

Care e cel mai scurt banc de matematicieni?
Fie epsilon<0.

Ce este inginerul?
Locul geometric al punctelor din spatiu maxim departate de un centru numit cultura!

Cum o fac matematicienii:
Algebraists do it in groups.
Ring theorists do it non-commutively.
Logicians do it or not.
Abel did it commutatively.
Cantor did it diagonally.
Goedel did it consistently but not completely.
Fermat tried to do it, but didn't have room.
Mobius always did it on the same side.
Set theorists do it by choice.
Number theorists do it by induction.
Galois theorists do it in fields.
Analysts do it continuously.
Pure mathematicians do it in theory.
Applied mathematicians do it by computer simulation.
Combinatorists do it discretely.
Complex analysts do it with imaginary parts.