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24 Apr 2004, 10:44 PM
Mesaj
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.292 Inscris: 20 November 03 Din: Delft, NL Forumist Nr.: 1.248 |
Nu. Neagra. Blonda este in fotoliul de alaturi. Si mai are nevoie de inca 3 beri pentru a incepe sa devina frumoasa.
Am fost offtopic? -------------------- I spend my time thinking of Angel... praying she ain't thinking of me... |
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24 Apr 2004, 10:51 PM
Mesaj
#37
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Gazda Hanului Grup: Admin Mesaje: 8.578 Inscris: 22 February 03 Din: Hanu Ancutei Forumist Nr.: 1 |
Da, ai fost offtopic.
Ia doua brune imediat. -------------------- |
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24 Apr 2004, 10:55 PM
Mesaj
#38
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Vornic Grup: Membri Mesaje: 383 Inscris: 21 March 04 Forumist Nr.: 2.672 |
Eu venisem sa testez ceva aici, dar uite peste ce dau Hmmm...dar sunt bruneta, pot sa stau?
-------------------- Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down. (Charles F. Kettering)
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24 Apr 2004, 10:59 PM
Mesaj
#39
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.292 Inscris: 20 November 03 Din: Delft, NL Forumist Nr.: 1.248 |
Hmm, chiar te rugam. Ai adus cumva si ceva de baut?
Ce vroiai sa testezi? Hai repede pana suntem amandoi pe aici. Si crede-ma pe cuvant, mai bine sa fii bruneta. -------------------- I spend my time thinking of Angel... praying she ain't thinking of me... |
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24 Apr 2004, 11:03 PM
Mesaj
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Vornic Grup: Membri Mesaje: 383 Inscris: 21 March 04 Forumist Nr.: 2.672 |
Nimic, radeam un pic cu voi. Dar va las ceva de baut
pese: daca intreceti masura, vedeti ca a deschis Nicodim un topic interesant... Mihai, sper ca nu am intrecut eu masura cu off-topicul pe aici, nu? Daca da, merge sa te mituiesc cu o blonda? (n-am zis bere ) -------------------- Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down. (Charles F. Kettering)
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24 Apr 2004, 11:25 PM
Mesaj
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Gazda Hanului Grup: Admin Mesaje: 8.578 Inscris: 22 February 03 Din: Hanu Ancutei Forumist Nr.: 1 |
Onix, ai intrecut masura cu offtopicul!
Repede, si o blonda si o bruna. -------------------- |
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24 Apr 2004, 11:48 PM
Mesaj
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Vornic Grup: Membri Mesaje: 383 Inscris: 21 March 04 Forumist Nr.: 2.672 |
Asaaaaaa....eu am trecut pe aici sa invat sa atasez o poza...atat. Si pe cuvant ca nu are nici o legatura cu mesajul de sus.
Nici urma de off-topic aici, suntem la testari, atat.
Descarca fisierul/ele
-------------------- Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down. (Charles F. Kettering)
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24 Apr 2004, 11:53 PM
Mesaj
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Gazda Hanului Grup: Admin Mesaje: 8.578 Inscris: 22 February 03 Din: Hanu Ancutei Forumist Nr.: 1 |
Hopaaa...
Interesant, interesant... -------------------- |
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24 Apr 2004, 11:55 PM
Mesaj
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.292 Inscris: 20 November 03 Din: Delft, NL Forumist Nr.: 1.248 |
Iar marmota invelea ciocolata in staniol, uite-asa
Hi-hi edit: [a se observa numarul meu curent de mesaje ] Acest topic a fost editat de E.B.E.: 24 Apr 2004, 11:55 PM -------------------- I spend my time thinking of Angel... praying she ain't thinking of me... |
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25 Apr 2004, 12:09 AM
Mesaj
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Hypnotic Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.145 Inscris: 21 November 03 Forumist Nr.: 1.263 |
Testing, testing ... alo? marmota? domnii de aici au treaba cu tine ...
da? -------------------- When we are forgotten, we cease to exist.
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25 Apr 2004, 12:14 AM
Mesaj
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Gazda Hanului Grup: Admin Mesaje: 8.578 Inscris: 22 February 03 Din: Hanu Ancutei Forumist Nr.: 1 |
Sa revenim ontopic.
Test. -------------------- |
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25 Apr 2004, 02:10 AM
Mesaj
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NuRSeRy Team Member Grup: Membri Mesaje: 573 Inscris: 2 February 04 Din: oscilez intre Zalau si Cluj-Napoca Forumist Nr.: 2.062 |
Roger.
Aiai Sir ! -------------------- - The NuRSeRy Team -
... where ideas are born. |
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25 Apr 2004, 03:48 AM
Mesaj
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.499 Inscris: 18 April 04 Din: Romania, Tulcea. (Dar, oare cine sunt si unde ma aflu?) Forumist Nr.: 3.133 |
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25 Apr 2004, 04:04 AM
Mesaj
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.499 Inscris: 18 April 04 Din: Romania, Tulcea. (Dar, oare cine sunt si unde ma aflu?) Forumist Nr.: 3.133 |
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25 Apr 2004, 04:23 AM
Mesaj
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.499 Inscris: 18 April 04 Din: Romania, Tulcea. (Dar, oare cine sunt si unde ma aflu?) Forumist Nr.: 3.133 |
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25 Apr 2004, 04:27 AM
Mesaj
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.499 Inscris: 18 April 04 Din: Romania, Tulcea. (Dar, oare cine sunt si unde ma aflu?) Forumist Nr.: 3.133 |
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25 Apr 2004, 08:51 AM
Mesaj
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.292 Inscris: 20 November 03 Din: Delft, NL Forumist Nr.: 1.248 |
Am doar doua intrebari. Dar ma macina.
1. Cine este marmota? 2. Cine este Roger? Edit: Scuze, am uitat. x = -4 * pi : .1 : 4 * pi; y = x; z = zeros([length(x) length(y)]); for i = 1 : length(x), for j = 1 : length(y), k = sqrt(x(i)^2 + y(j)^2); z(i, j) = sin(k)/k; end; end; mesh(z); .// ==> Ai, caramba! Sombrero!! (merge de test? ) Acest topic a fost editat de E.B.E.: 25 Apr 2004, 09:16 AM -------------------- I spend my time thinking of Angel... praying she ain't thinking of me... |
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25 Apr 2004, 01:26 PM
Mesaj
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NuRSeRy Team Member Grup: Membri Mesaje: 573 Inscris: 2 February 04 Din: oscilez intre Zalau si Cluj-Napoca Forumist Nr.: 2.062 |
- testing , testing...one two, one two.
- power 100%, sir! - roger that, over and out! - aiai sir ! -------------------- - The NuRSeRy Team -
... where ideas are born. |
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25 Apr 2004, 06:18 PM
Mesaj
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Hypnotic Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.145 Inscris: 21 November 03 Forumist Nr.: 1.263 |
-------------------- When we are forgotten, we cease to exist.
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25 Apr 2004, 06:43 PM
Mesaj
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.292 Inscris: 20 November 03 Din: Delft, NL Forumist Nr.: 1.248 |
This is mission control. Standby for systems check.
[...] Checking systems now. Electronics. Go. (two minutes fifteen seconds) Navigation. Go. Computers. Go. Engines. Go. (one minute fifty seconds) Environment. Go. (one minute) Roger that, Bravo two-zero. All systems go. Initiate sequence start. Roger. Initiating. (fifteen seconds - engines whirring) (fourteen) (thirteen) (twelve) (eleven) (ten seconds) Standby for ignition, Bravo two-zero. (nine) Roger that, M-C. (eight) (seven) Have a good trip out there, now. (six) (five seconds) Thanks. See you in awhile. (four) (three) (two) (one) (zero) Ignition. -------------------- I spend my time thinking of Angel... praying she ain't thinking of me... |
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25 Apr 2004, 06:53 PM
Mesaj
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NuRSeRy Team Member Grup: Membri Mesaje: 573 Inscris: 2 February 04 Din: oscilez intre Zalau si Cluj-Napoca Forumist Nr.: 2.062 |
Houston , we have a problem !
-------------------- - The NuRSeRy Team -
... where ideas are born. |
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25 Apr 2004, 07:32 PM
Mesaj
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Gazda Hanului Grup: Admin Mesaje: 8.578 Inscris: 22 February 03 Din: Hanu Ancutei Forumist Nr.: 1 |
Bonc...
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25 Apr 2004, 09:28 PM
Mesaj
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Vornic Grup: Membri Mesaje: 383 Inscris: 21 March 04 Forumist Nr.: 2.672 |
Oh, God, not again
E.B.E., cant you perform ONE single decent check-up? Its the fourth rocket weve lost these last couple of months. Damn that beer
Mihai is going to fire you for this, right chief?
pese: testam zambaretii de pe aici -------------------- Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down. (Charles F. Kettering)
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26 Apr 2004, 01:24 AM
Mesaj
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.292 Inscris: 20 November 03 Din: Delft, NL Forumist Nr.: 1.248 |
[Day 2, 2319hrs]
Bravo two-zero, we have something on the prox. on your seven, do you read it also? Nope, M-C, I think it's a glitch. Whoop! Yes, here it is. I have it now. It's on my nine now, eight miles out. Moving fast. What is it? No idea, Bravo. No mosquitos in your path. Maybe it's some larger debree. Negative, M-C. It's on my twelve now, five miles out and coming in fast. This is controlled motion, or my name is Marry-Sue. Do you have a visual? Not yet. Wait a second... I see it now. (Hey, Marcus, come take a look at this! Come on, man!) M-C, this sucker is big! It's some kind of... I can't really tell, it seems to vibrate at the surface... it's gray... (Second voice:)It's coming straight at us, Jim! We need to evade, fast! (First voice:)Fire up attitude jets! Evade left! (Two clicks. Pause. Again two clicks. Second voice:)They're dead! We can't... Oh... Oh God! Oh God! Oh GOD! (Screams. Radio silence.) Bravo two-zero, do you read me? (Radio silence) Bravo two-zero, what is your status? Do you read me, over? (Radio silence) Bravo two-zero, do you read me? Bravo two zero, this is mission control. I repeat, do you read me, over? (Radio silence) ............. Acest topic a fost editat de E.B.E.: 26 Apr 2004, 01:27 AM -------------------- I spend my time thinking of Angel... praying she ain't thinking of me... |
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26 Apr 2004, 09:38 AM
Mesaj
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NuRSeRy Team Member Grup: Membri Mesaje: 573 Inscris: 2 February 04 Din: oscilez intre Zalau si Cluj-Napoca Forumist Nr.: 2.062 |
-This is Bravo Two-Zero.Houston, we need help! Send rescue-team imediatelly.Our engine is down, also all the board controls are fried.Houston, do you read me? We got people down! Houston, do you read me?.....
-..... -Houston.....This is Bravo Two-Zero....Do you read? Houston....God damn radio! -.... -Houston...Oh my god!!! What in the name of Jesus is that? Oh no, oh no! Aaaaaaaaarrgghhhhhhhhhh! -.... -------------------- - The NuRSeRy Team -
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26 Apr 2004, 03:03 PM
Mesaj
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forumistul sahist - cel mai pasionat forumist Grup: Moderator Mesaje: 3.308 Inscris: 26 January 04 Din: Bucuresti / Braila Forumist Nr.: 1.995 |
-------------------- * * * Nu lăsa visele să piară, pentru că dacă visele mor, viața nu este decât o pasăre cu aripi rupte care nu mai poate să zboare! (Langston Hughes) * * *
Turneul de Sah HanuAncutei 2012 |
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26 Apr 2004, 03:18 PM
Mesaj
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Provocat la Conversatie Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.117 Inscris: 11 March 04 Din: China Forumist Nr.: 2.548 |
Am auzit eu de bazaconii da' ca astea de acilea care este mai rar.
Bei, astia nu este normali.Auzi trompetica si aaarghhh. Me and my fat clinquinella. Clinque! Clinque! Get it? What's with the bamburina? Ninja boy What? Nothing , just testing reflexes! ________________________ - Look mom, i'm flyin' , i'm flyin' ! - Don't be stupid Jhonny, cut that off! Acest topic a fost editat de Vornicum: 26 Apr 2004, 03:22 PM |
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26 Apr 2004, 03:31 PM
Mesaj
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NuRSeRy Team Member Grup: Membri Mesaje: 573 Inscris: 2 February 04 Din: oscilez intre Zalau si Cluj-Napoca Forumist Nr.: 2.062 |
Initializing test:
$# defragment completed 100% running procedure: ^8alfa test ping: - pinging paco with 32 bytes of data: request timed out. !{traceroute vornicum -t/v ~g format C: traceroute failed after a maximum of 30 hops...source unknown. Requesting help! -------------------- - The NuRSeRy Team -
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26 Apr 2004, 03:37 PM
Mesaj
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Provocat la Conversatie Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.117 Inscris: 11 March 04 Din: China Forumist Nr.: 2.548 |
Wow 2 harddrives and a eraser!
Opening media player Loading movie "The broken failure" Audio on Video off Close all, quickly! Antivirus program runnin'. Found virus one Solution none. Erase, erase.... |
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26 Apr 2004, 05:03 PM
Mesaj
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NuRSeRy Team Member Grup: Membri Mesaje: 573 Inscris: 2 February 04 Din: oscilez intre Zalau si Cluj-Napoca Forumist Nr.: 2.062 |
Erase failed.
General failure on drice c:. Retry?Abort?Ignore? -------------------- - The NuRSeRy Team -
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27 Apr 2004, 01:33 AM
Mesaj
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Domnitor Grup: Membri Mesaje: 1.292 Inscris: 20 November 03 Din: Delft, NL Forumist Nr.: 1.248 |
[revin dupa cum v-am obisnuit cu noi teste]
- Bine, bah! Reazem-o de prun! Stai asa! - Cum e? - Inca nu-i bine. Incearca un pic mai la stanga. - Asa? - Fuge. Si mai la stanga. - Bine. Stai sa... (o bufnitura, zgomote metalice, trosc!) ...'ui mortzii ma-sii! GEORGELEEEEE! Ti-am zis sa nu mai lasi galeata aia pe unde-ti vine tie! ...cui o fi cumparat-o astazi si maine. No, ma, cum e acuma? - A! A! Stai! Nu mai fuge acuma. Da nu se-aude... Invarte-o un pic... Inca... inca... stai! Acuma e bine! Stai asa! Infige-o acolo! (humpf! humpf! humpf!) - Gata. Sa vad si eu. - Of! Iara fuge imaginea... cred ca tre' sa stai si tu acolo, altfel nu merge. - Sta dracu' aici! In ma-sa de antena! Hai ca ascultam meciu' la radio. -------------------- I spend my time thinking of Angel... praying she ain't thinking of me... |
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27 Apr 2004, 05:55 PM
Mesaj
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NuRSeRy Team Member Grup: Membri Mesaje: 573 Inscris: 2 February 04 Din: oscilez intre Zalau si Cluj-Napoca Forumist Nr.: 2.062 |
Undeva in Ardeal, intr-un sat uitat de lume...
Iosif: - Mă, Ďiorđe mă? Iesŧi acasă?Ďiorđeeee!{Ham ham, ham ham}Meri încolo, n-ai avé noroc! {Ham ham, ham ham} Gheorghe: - Acasă-s mă ! Da' ce-i?...Meri în cuscă, cîńe ce iesŧi ! I: - Noroc! G: - Domńe ajută-ti! Da' ce faci cu drujba ceie? I: - Mă, ia amu ni mńi-o vińit fecioru' ăla mare si mi-o adus de la oras o drujbă đi-asta la curent.Si la mińe acasă n-am curent, ca încă n-o reparat aisŧia hirele pŧicaŧe ieri după ploia ceie mare.Lăsa-mńi on pic s-o testez aci la ŧine, să văd cum mere?Că mîńi imi vińe o remorcă de lemńie si dađie le-oi puŧe tăie cu asta. G: - Ioi, ba cum nu ŧi-oi lăsa.Că si io-s curios, că đi-asta la curent încă n-am văzut paci pîn sat.Ńi-e bag-o-n priză. I: -Nò, si amu să-i dau drumu....{Tzzzttttssszzzz}...Aaaaa .....{ssszttstztztstz}....aaaarrrraaa G: -Tulòi Domńe !!! Iosiveeee! I: - Aaaaaa ! PS: Sper ca va descurcati la citit si de asemena apreciati folosirea caracterelor speciale care sporesc nota de autenticitate a limbajului ardelenesc. Acest topic a fost editat de Failure: 27 Apr 2004, 05:59 PM -------------------- - The NuRSeRy Team -
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26 Jun 2004, 04:22 AM
Mesaj
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Musteriu Grup: Musterii Mesaje: 7 Inscris: 22 June 04 Forumist Nr.: 3.904 |
Am avatar?
Am Acest topic a fost editat de Tarra: 26 Jun 2004, 04:25 AM |
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26 Jun 2004, 04:30 AM
Mesaj
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Musteriu Grup: Musterii Mesaje: 7 Inscris: 22 June 04 Forumist Nr.: 3.904 |
Ufff dar ce inseamna nivel 0..5 Cum pot sa fac sa dispara chestia aia?
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26 Jun 2004, 06:07 AM
Mesaj
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Don Juan Cronicar Grup: Membri Mesaje: 2.524 Inscris: 14 February 04 Din: Aproape în aproape Forumist Nr.: 2.225 |
Reprezintă numărul de avertismente primite pentru încălcarea regulilor hanului. Intuieste ce se-ntâmplă când ajungi la 5.
Bine ai venit, Tarra. -------------------- Dragostea, precum un râu, îşi va găsi un nou curs de fiecare dată când va întâlni în cale un obstacol.
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