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28 Oct 2004, 02:25 PM
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piticanie oPsedata Grup: Membri Mesaje: 7.280 Inscris: 7 January 04 Din: *** Forumist Nr.: 1.726 |
in romaneste, in engleza, in orice limba ar fi... dialogurile inregistrate la departamentele de suport sunt uneori "criminal" de amuzante
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19 Jan 2005, 09:13 PM
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True telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have ? Customer: A white one... ==== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button ? Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ... Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry . ==== Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left ? ==== Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you ? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not Bill Gates damn it ! ==== Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... ==== Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer ? Customer: No. ==== Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am ? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. ==== Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: It's not working. Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly ? Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening. ==== A customer couldn't get on the internet. Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password ? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. ==== Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use ? Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. ==== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears ! ==== Helpdesk: How may I help you ? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem ? Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it? ==== Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you ? Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me ? Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem ? Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me ? -------------------- Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down. (Charles F. Kettering)
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