Ce vor femeile si raspunsul barbatilor!1. Saying "I love you" before, during or after sex doesn't count.
(Saying it while you complain because we left the toilet seat up should shut your trap but it doesn't)
2. When we ask you how we look, "fine" is not an appropriate answer.
(Hot is!)
3. We obsess over whether you'll call from the moment we give you our number.
(Thats why we don't call, we know the more you think of us the more attatched you get)
4. We fantasize. But it's usually about you.
(I know, if I were you, I wouldn't be able to help myself either)
5. We love it when you email us at work.
(Translation: I am not too busy at work)
6. No matter how cool we seem about it, if you did something bad, we're pissed off.
(No matter how cool we seem about it, we know you're pissed off, but we ignore it because it keeps us out of trouble)
7. Don't patronize us by asking if our bad mood is because of PMS.
(Don't patronize us by making us ask)
8. Don't ever tell us what to do, even when we ask you to.
(Classic girl's trap, and most of us never fall for that one because it only leads to trouble)
9. We will leave you if you lie to us.
(You would have probably had to leave right on the first date then)
10. We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit!
(Don't expect us to do all the work though like you'd expect in the bedroom)
11. We love when you hold our hands.
(They won't fall off, we'll hold your hand when we want)
12. We need to hear how you feel about us. Tell us right now. And again in ten minutes.
(Insecurity is a no-no)
13. We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.
(See 12)
14. If we don't feel loved, we'll start looking elsewhere.
(If you don't feel loved, we've already started looking elsewhere)
15. Don't talk about your ex. Ever.
(We just talk to her)
16. We like porn, too.
(Then rent it once in a while for us)
17. We remember everything about our relationships. Yes, everything.
(Then remember when we said something nice without making us repeat it every 45 seconds)
18. We let you fix things.
(Translation: We beg you to fix things)
19. You're sexiest when you're: sweating, driving, shaving, or holding a baby.
(You're sexier when you don't just stand around and actually help out if we are sweating)
20. We've faked it.
(We don't care, we got what we wanted)
21. Groping and foreplay are not the same thing.
(Spreading your legs and waiting for us to provide you with an orgasm is not sex)
22. While we're on the subject: more foreplay!
(While we're on the subject: start hopping on it like a rabbit in the snow without us having to yell "giddy-up")
23. If we're not having sex it's because: we feel fat; we don't feel very close to you, or we are punishing you for not doing something our way.
(If we are not sure about why you aren't having sex, then you could do that thing you like to do when the football game is on and actually talk to us and explain)
24. We're afraid to meet your mother.
(We're afraid of our mother's meeting you)
25. We think you should have already known all this stuff.
(We did, but we don't really care)
Este de fapt un post de pe alt forum. Mie insa mi-a palcut asa de mult ca am zis sa impartasesc aceasta perla de intelepciune androgina cu voi.