The Dubliners - "Seven drunken nights"
"And as I went home on Tuesday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be ...
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: "Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be?"
"Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you can not see
That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me!"
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more,
But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before."