pentru voi, ce e bancul cel mai prost?

bine... incep eu... dar stiu doar pe ingleza...

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My
dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he
picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him
down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's
really heavy."

sau asta:

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese.
And there are five people in my family, so it must be
one of them. It's either my mom or my dad, or maybe my
older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.