Ca si blondele, avocatii merita o atentie deosebita.
Se pare ca totusi studentii la drept sunt cea mai buna sursa de bancuri cu avocati.
Asa ca voi deschide seria cu un banc pe care il stiu de la o studenta de la drept (persoana care este o inepuizabila sursa de bancuri cu avocati ):

Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet deep? Because deep down they are good people.

Aaa, si sa nu uit: de la aceeasi sursa de incredere:

Lawyer: Doctor, was the victim dead when you performed the autopsy?
Doctor: Yes.
Lawyer: Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes.
Lawyer: Did you check his pulse?
Doctor: No.
Lawyer: Did you check to see if he was breathing?
Doctor: No.
Lawyer: Did you check if he had a heart beat?
Doctor: No.
Lawyer: Then how did you know he was dead?
Doctor: Well, his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
Lawyer: But isn't it true that he still could have been alive?
Doctor: Sure. I suppose he could be alive and practicing law somewhere.

Your Honor, I will show first, that my client never borrowed the Ming vase from the plaintiff; second, that he returned the vase in perfect condition; and third, that the crack was already present when he borrowed it.