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LOCUL 4
Un automobilist a fost prins de un radar care i-a inregistrat viteza si i-a fotografiat si masina. A primit apoi prin posta o amenda de 40$ si o fotografia masinii, In loc sa plateasca, automobilistul a trimis la politie o poza cu 40$. Alte cateva zile mai tarziu, a primit o scrisoare de la politie care continea o alta fotografie, de data aceasta fiind fotografiata o pereche de catuse. Soferul nostru a achitat imediat amenda.

LOCUL 3
Este o poveste adevarata din San Francisco: Un barbat care vroia sa jefuiasca Bank of America a intrat intr-o sucursala si a scris pe o foaie de depozit: 'acesta este un jaf armat. Pune toti banii in aceasta punga'.
In timp ce astepta la coada pentru a da biletul discret functionarului, s-a gandit ca cineva l-ar fi putut vedea in timp ce scria biletul si ar fi putut anunta politia. Drept urmare, a iesit din banca si a intrat in sucursala bancii Wells Fargo de peste drum. Dupa ce a ajuns la ghiseu, i-a dat nota functionarului, care i-a raspuns ca nu poate da curs cererii deoarece mesajul este scris pe un bilet al Bank of America, si ca trebuie ori sa scrie mesajul pe un bilet Wells Fargo ori sa se intoarca la Bank of America.
Dezarmat, tipul a zis doar 'OK' si a plecat. A fost arestat cateva minute mai tarziu, in timp ce statea la coada in sucursala Bank of America.

LOCUL 2
La inceputul acestui an, cativa angajati ai firmei Boeing s-au hotarat sa fure o barca de salvare pneumatica de la un Boeing 747. Au reusit sa o scoata din avion si sa o aduca acasa. La putin timp dupa aceea, au plecat int-o excursie pe rau. Nu a trecut mult si au observat un elicopter al Pazei de Coasta care survola imprejurimile. Se pare ca semnalul radio de urgenta incorporat in astfel de barci a pornit automat atunci cand s-a umflat...
Nu mai este nevoie sa mentionam ca respectivii nu mai lucreaza la Boeing...

LOCUL 1
Un student la medicina care efectua practica intr-un centru de toxicologie povesteste cum ca a fost sunat la un moment dat de o doamna foarte panicata, care i-a spus ca si-a surprins fiica mancand furnici. Studentul a linistit-o, spunandu-i ca furnicile totusi nu sunt toxice si ca nu este nevoie sa o aduca pe fetita la spital. Calmata, doamna i-a mai povestit ca oricum luase masuri, si ca-i daduse copilului otrava pentru furnici, pentru a omori insectele pe care aceasta le inghitise deja. A fost momentul in care studentul i-a spus s-o aduca imediat la spital...




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Eu doar le-am descoperit pe un alt forum, m-au distrat copios, si mi-am zis ca le pun aici sa le vedeti si voi smile.gif
Mie mi-a placut cel mai mult intimplarea care a luat locul 3 laugh.gif .
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O alta dovada de tampenie colosala ... Cititi-o pana la capat ca merita laugh.gif ...


Darwin Award

You all know about the Darwin Awards - It's an annual
honor given to the person who did the gene pool the
biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily
stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was
killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of
him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.

And this year's nominee is:

The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering
metal embedded into the side of a cliff rising above
the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled
the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The
type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. The lab
finally figured out what it was and what had happened.

It seems that a guy had somehow gotten hold of a JATO
unit (Jet Assisted Take Off - actually a solid fuel
rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport
planes an extra "push" for taking off from short airfields.
He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and
found a long, straight stretch of road. Then he attached
the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, got up some speed
and fired off the JATO!

The facts as best as could be determined are that the
operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at
a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from the crash
site. This was established by the prominent scorched
and melted asphalt at that location.

The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached
maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy to
reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing
at full power for an additional 20-25 seconds.

The driver, soon to be pilot, most likely would have
experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting
F-14 jocks under full afterburners, basically causing
him to become insignificant for the remainder of the
event. However, the automobile remained on the straight
highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the
driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing
the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road
surface, then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4
miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125
feet leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.

Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable; however,
small fragments of bone, teeth and hair were extracted
from the crater and fingernail and bone shards were
removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion
of the steering wheel.

Epilog:

It has been calculated that this moron nearly reached
Mach I, attaining a ground-speed of approximately 420
mph.
Vornicum
Locul I- Premiul Darwin reloaded ( anul 2004 , toamna-iarna)
se acorda lui Petre Roman pentru o noua candidatura sub umbrela unui partid "propriu".
Eclectic
Asa... Iar prostia e ca nu a candidat din partea altui partid ?
Vornicum
Nu bre, poetule nocturn.... prostia e ca o face iarasi, mai nene
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