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21 Jun 2003, 01:35 PM
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Waking up after a restless night, the wife turned to her husband and frowned. "I can't believe it! All night long you kept cursing me in your sleep!"
The husband replied, "Who was sleeping?" -------------------- |
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1 Mar 2004, 03:31 PM
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> > > > Alma returned from a doctor's visit one day
> and > > > told > > > > her husband that > > > > the doctor said she only had 24 hours to live. > > > > > Wiping away her tears, she asked him to make > > love > > > > with her. Of course he > > > > agreed and they made passionate love. > > > > > > > > Six hours later, Alma went to him again, and > > said, > > > > "Honey, now I only > > > > have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could > make > > > love > > > > again?" Paul agrees > > > > and again they make love. > > > > > > > > Later, Alma is getting into bed when she > > realized > > > > she now had only eight > > > > hours of life left. She touched Paul's > shoulder > > > and > > > > said, "Honey? > > > > Please? Just one more time before I die." He > > > agreed, > > > > than afterward he > > > > rolled over and fell asleep. > > > > > > > > Alma, however, heard the clock ticking in her > > > head, > > > > and she tossed and, > > > > turned until she was down to only four more > > hours. > > > > She tapped her > > > > husband on the shoulder to wake him up. > "Honey, > > I > > > > only have four hours > > > > left! Could we...?" > > > > > > > > Her husband sat up abruptly, turned to her and > > > said: > > > > "Listen Alma, I > > > > have to get up in the morning! You don't." -------------------- "Imagination is more important than knowledge" A. Einstein
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