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21 Jun 2003, 01:35 PM
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Waking up after a restless night, the wife turned to her husband and frowned. "I can't believe it! All night long you kept cursing me in your sleep!"
The husband replied, "Who was sleeping?" -------------------- |
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7 Jul 2003, 11:48 AM
Mesaj
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* Johnny asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral". Johnny says: "what is oral?" Grandpa: "I say Fuck you, and she says: Fuck you too" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped. TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?" Answer: "because anything above the pussy and below the tits is a waste" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table". The man climbs into bed slowly and says: "Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage as they finally realized with wisdom that for 60 grams of sausage, it is not worth buying the whole pig. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad, bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts. Worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The Mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time", says the boy. "Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled. "Well, when you go shopping, the lady next door comes over, gets on her knees, and blows it right back up." -------------------- |
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