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21 Jun 2003, 01:35 PM
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Waking up after a restless night, the wife turned to her husband and frowned. "I can't believe it! All night long you kept cursing me in your sleep!"
The husband replied, "Who was sleeping?" -------------------- |
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2 Jul 2003, 07:09 AM
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The story of the fly
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. This fly said to himself: "Gosh, if I go down three inches, I will feel the cool mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him." There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, that fish will jump for the fly, and I will eat him." It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish leaps for it, that bear will expose himself and grab the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a great trophy to show my wife and friends." You probably think this is enough activity for one morning near the bank of a lake, but there is MORE to come... A little mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,"Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish jumps for that fly, and that bear goes for that fish,then that dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich.And I will have a good lunch" A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought: "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish jumps for that fly, and that bear grabs that fish, and that hunter shoots that bear, and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich, then I can have mouse for lunch...and that sandwich." The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down three inches for the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly, The bear grabs the fish, The hunter shoots the bear, The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich, The cat jumps at the mouse, But the mouse ducks, and the cat falls into the water and drowns. The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is probably in danger..... -------------------- |
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