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21 Jun 2003, 01:35 PM
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Waking up after a restless night, the wife turned to her husband and frowned. "I can't believe it! All night long you kept cursing me in your sleep!"
The husband replied, "Who was sleeping?" -------------------- |
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30 Jun 2003, 03:58 PM
Mesaj
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THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND
After a long night of making love the guy rolled over and as he was looking around he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed. Naturally, he is concerned and began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly", she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all." she said, nibbling away at his ear. ”Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied............ "That's me before the surgery." -------------------- |
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