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21 Jun 2003, 01:35 PM
Mesaj
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Vornic Grup: EmailInvalid Mesaje: 335 Inscris: 21 June 03 Forumist Nr.: 398 |
Waking up after a restless night, the wife turned to her husband and frowned. "I can't believe it! All night long you kept cursing me in your sleep!"
The husband replied, "Who was sleeping?" -------------------- |
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25 Jun 2003, 02:07 PM
Mesaj
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Musteriu Grup: EmailInvalid Mesaje: 32 Inscris: 27 May 03 Forumist Nr.: 344 |
You know its 2003 when
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3 .You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses 6. When you go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a business manner 7. When you make phone calls from home you accidentally do 9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies 10. Your CV is on a disk in your pocket 11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news 12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes 13. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job 14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards 15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined 16. Interviewess, despite not having the relevant knowledge or experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary 17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet 18. Your boss gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the latest features, most of which he can't use or doesn't need but you have time to go for lunch while yours boots up 19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or youre in hospital 20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your departament desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy. 21. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers" AND THE CLINCHERS ARE... 22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling 23. As you read this list, you're thinking about which of your "friends" you can forward it to. 24. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net (he he he) 25. You are too busy to notice there was no no.9 26. You actually scrolled back up to chek taht there wasn'n a No.9 !? Acest topic a fost editat de cristoi: 25 Jun 2003, 02:10 PM |
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