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> Ce Mi-a Atras Atentia Azi?, V-a uimit ceva azi?...
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Cum cineva stramba din gura cand a parcat cu spatele...Cum fac copiii mici cand deseneaza... tongue.gif

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O batranica ghemuita pe linia de tramvai. Parea ca nu-i pasa daca vine tramvaiul. sad.gif


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"Cineva" ~ imi face cu ochiul, viclean şi eu nu mă pricep să-l duc de nas... tongue.gif

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Uimire, da ... doi oameni pe care i-am inchis intr-o camera acum mai mult de un an ca sa ii oblig sa termine un proiect ... se casatoresc la 1 iulie blink.gif .
Ma gandesc sa le duc in dar cheia de la incaperea cu pricina - sau nu, ca sa nu aiba ce sa ma oblige sa inghit daca divorteaza rofl.gif.


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mesaj 28 May 2006, 12:41 PM
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Azi la biserica, doua batrane una catre cealalta:
"- L-am visat...Ma paste..." (dupa expresia fetei sale era clar ca vorbea de cel cu coarne)
Si cealalta isi face repede cruce!...
Iar dascalul care era prin apropiere:
"Ce? Nu l-ai mai visat de mult?..."
Si zambind isi vede de-ale lui...
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Tot azi, o don'soara de vreo 13-14 ani, la biserica: bluza frumoasa, fusta lunga, batic, toate intr-un verde inchis, iar peste toate o geaca (imitatie de piele) in culorile alb si negru... hh.gif

Humans... mad.gif


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Postarile cuiva rofl.gif Doamne , mare-i gradina ta !!!


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Un copil de o sensibilitate rara care mi-a daruit un boboc de bujor alb ! wub.gif
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mesaj 5 Jun 2006, 03:53 PM
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Intrebarea:
Ce poate fi mai dureros: nasterea unui copil sau o lovitura sub centura (la un barbat) ?
Nimeni nu stie fiindca nimeni nu le-a trait pe amandoua... biggrin.gif


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mesaj 5 Jun 2006, 05:40 PM
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Cineva imi atrage atentia in fiecare zi... si Noapte.

Tu. smile.gif

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mesaj 17 Jun 2006, 12:43 PM
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Azi in curtea unei scoli de cartier tatal, aplecat catre mica bicicleta, catre fiica:
- Du-te repede si adu-mi trusa.
Si fata o zbughi fuga 44.gif , iar tatal ii striga in urma:
- Daca zice cineva ceva, sa le spui ca-s aici cu tine...

Superb...Sa vezi cum un tata isi invata fiica sa mearga pe bicicleta, sa i-o repare, iar aceasta (fata) sa-l stie atat de bine incat sa stie si de unde sa-i aduca trusa de reparat... rolleyes.gif


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mesaj 17 Jun 2006, 01:04 PM
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azi linistea din jurul meu e la fel cu cea care ma spala de ganduri uneori ... si nu mai stiu unde incep si unde ma sfarsesc

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mesaj 19 Jun 2006, 05:46 PM
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Sotia juristului meu ma viziteaza la birou; stam noi la taclale, ne hlizim, bem o cafeluta si zice: "Ce pacat ca nu esti tu barbat!"

blink.gif De obicei, asta imi spun barbatii ...

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Pe o strada cu doua benzi, un mosulet sta putin si se gandeste si apoi ridica bastonul si, tinandul la ridicat (orizontal, in fata), traversa strada abia-abia mergand... hh.gif

Nu era trece de pietoni, dar cred ca i-ar fi luat jumate de ora sa ajunga pana la cea mai apropiata zebra si inapoi...


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mesaj 23 Jun 2006, 06:44 PM
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Teo Trandafir are videoclip si chiar canta live destul de bine ohmy.gif


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O bataie cu sabii in centrul sat...astaaa, municipiului ph34r.gif .
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pana si wikipedia scrie despre Gigi Becali hh.gif
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigi_Becali

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mesaj 28 Jun 2006, 01:18 AM
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Atata timp cat si despre cartieru' meu scrie, nu vad de ce n-ar fi si Gigi Becali p'aoclo. tongue.gif

Citez : "the area was also the headquarter of the infamous Barbugiu clan, the first organized crime gang to be recognized by the authorities" si "The neighbourhood shares with Ferentari the title of the birthplace of manele music in the early 1990s" laugh.gif Poate d'aia am eu o slabiciune pentru "opera" lu' Florin Salam. biggrin.gif

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mesaj 28 Jun 2006, 12:35 PM
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niste papuci uratei si un asistent de facultate cu o figura interesanta smile.gif


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Ce-mi face cofeina dupa atata pauza ... parca as fi Speedy Gonzales rofl.gif.


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mesaj 29 Jun 2006, 08:34 AM
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Auzita la radio...bomba dragostei, planuita de americani, care "ar declansa o atractie irezistibila, de tip homosexual, in randul militarilor din tabara adversa, care ar deveni astfel mai indisciplinati" ohmy.gif laugh.gif . Se pare ca au renuntat la ea in cele din urma. rolleyes.gif
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Un prof de fizica care se tot chinuia sa ma convinga sa invat olandeza blink.gif
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InAm baut din nonu, dupa foarte mult timp, borsh crud si rece... Ce bun e... licklips.gif


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Un cadou foarte inspirat wub.gif de "bun venit acasa".


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Am gasit o piulita de 16 in adidasul drept, cand am vrut sa ma incalt dimineata... blink.gif


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QUOTE (Data'q @ 5 Jul 2006, 07:47 PM)
Am gasit o piulita de 16 in adidasul drept, cand am vrut sa ma incalt dimineata... blink.gif

Asta e bestiala! roflmao.gif


Azi mi-a atras atentia o pereche de chilotei barbatesti cu manecuta aflati pe trotuar. blink.gif


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Ieri am vazut un tigan care demonta un frigider cu tarnacopul... Pentru fier vechi... blink.gif


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o fotografie micuta cu Charlie Chaplin, gasita pe trotuar, cazuta probabil dintr-un buzunar. mi-a amintit cat de mult ma fascina pe vremuri wub.gif
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Nicodim devine Nana Floare blink.gif spoton.gif

Nicodime your falling in love again jamie.gif sorry.gif rofl.gif


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dimineata cam tot poporul vorbea la mobil in timp ce conducea... pare o generalizare la romani


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Pt. Sere esti celebra au inceput baietii sa faca navete cu numele tau

Scuzati ca nu am tradus textul din engleza dar sunt sigur ca intelegeti

So you’ve heard of the Serenity? The largest mobile Firefly ship on earth. Alright then, allow me to show you around...

Here we have the mess hall, gym and sports centre in three joined rooms.
The mess hall, pretty simple, you earn good money, you get the best food and drink our chef can cook up.

The gym, feel the need to pump some iron? Work up a sweat and get that perfect body you always dreamed of? Open 24-7.

The sports centre is split into three areas. The first contains the sports equipment, protective armour, gloves, boots, skates, bats, sticks, and balls. B)
The other two areas are alternating courts, the first using state of the art technology to switch the court instantaneously to the players’ desired sport for basketball, ice hockey, speed skating and rollerball.

The other is a large swimming pool rolleyes.gif containing air preservative machinery that allows the water to contain enough oxygen for players to stay underwater for excesses of twelve hours. Besides swimming, the pool can be used for jet boat racing, and a wave machine allows users to surf. Underwater the pool is formed in the shape of a sphere allowing teams to join together and play blitzball.

The armoury, containing the forges to create more advanced weaponry and armour and the shops to sell them.

The main hanger, with the equipment to repair Techs at any time. The hanger has enough storage space for forty-five Techs. We also have five small two seater ships (Nightwing, Vulcan, Swan, Reaver and The Auroch) that can be used for racing, both in the air and on the ground.

And finally the cockpit. From here we control everything, war declarations from opposing clans, peace conferences between other clans, incoming mission transmissions and the controls to fly Serenity to any point area on the map.


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MUTULICA DIN ALBA CA ZAPADA, MAI CUNOSCUT CA TONY BLAIR

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yeap!
mie astazi .. mi-a atras atentia un superb A8... l-am vazut in retrovizor, putin dupa ce l-am simtit zdravan in scaun...
am remarcat si aburul gros de radiator flecit in bara mea de protectie


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