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17 Feb 2004, 12:33 AM
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Gazda Hanului Grup: Admin Mesaje: 8.578 Inscris: 22 February 03 Din: Hanu Ancutei Forumist Nr.: 1 |
Zi de zi presa nu se opreste de la a ne prezenta stiri care mai de care mai interesanta, mai senzationale... mai... de umplutura.
Din Libertatea aflam ca PSD-istii nu sunt canibali. Asta ne mai lipsea... Libertatea e darnica insa, oferindu-ne numeroase stiri de actualitate, de interes national. Asadar: Oltenii au strutii lor, la Zoo. In regula, operatiunea 'Cautati strutul' a luat asadar sfarsit... Coafatul unui caine costa 500.000 de lei Si vroiam sa o duc pe Rozi la coafeza... Iubirea, o "boala" care poate ucide De la caz la caz. Atentie, se arunca farfurii. Hot batut de o batrana Senzational, trebuia sa apara pe prima pagina... A facut cartuse din cenusa sotului mort Sa incadram asta la culmea nesimtirii sau la culmea stiintei? Politisti atacati cu pocnitori Aha, deci se poate si mai rau... Evenimentul Zilei, rubrica 'Stiri Externe': Mare inghesuiala la nunta homosexuala Asta da stire! Dar parca se potrivea mai bine la interne... Gardianul ne informeaza la 'Linia Fierbinte': Un autor SF propune popularea Planetei Rosii Inainteee, mars! La recitire. -------------------- |
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13 Sep 2004, 05:41 AM
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@Clarence
Aha...Bineeeee! ...atunci citeste asta A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any damn Frenchmen to show it to." -------------------- Prayer is the bridge between panic and peace.
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