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24 Apr 2003, 11:04 PM
Mesaj
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blue-eyed dreamer Grup: Moderator Mesaje: 1.367 Inscris: 14 April 03 Din: Cluj / Bucuresti Forumist Nr.: 192 |
To make a woman happy, all you have to do is to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father figure 6. a teacher 7. an educator 8. a cook 9. a gardner 10. a carpenter 11. a driver 12. an engineer 13. a mechanic 14. an interior decorator 15. a stylist 16. a sex therapist 17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician 18. a psychologist 19. a psychiatrist 20. a therapist 21. a good father 22. a gentleman 23. well organised 24. tidy 25. very clean 27. athletic 28. affectionate 29. affable 30. attentive 31. ambitious 32. amenable 33. articulate 34. bold 35. brave 36. creative 37. courageous 38. complimentary 39. capable 40. decisive 41. intelligent 42. imaginative 43. interesting 44. prudent 45. patient 46. polite 47. passionate 48. respectful 49. sweet 50. strong 51. skillful 52. supportive 53. sympathetic 54. tolerant 55. understanding 56. someone who loves shopping 57. someone who doesn't make problems 58. someone who never looks at other women 59. very rich AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU: 60. are neither jealous nor disinterested 61. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her 62. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO: 63. Not forget the dates of: * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...) * graduation * birthday * menstruation However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur she meets... HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY ??? 1. Let him have sex with you 2. Bring beer ------------------------------------------------ Am postat asta in engleza dar cred ca nu este o problema. Urmatoarele vor fi in romaneste. PS: Merita citite! -------------------- "Mai bine o noapte eternă decāt o zi fadă, mai bine obscuritatea decāt o lumină ştearsă" (E. Cioran)
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19 Oct 2004, 10:58 AM
Mesaj
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Batranel oPsedat Grup: Membri Mesaje: 2.074 Inscris: 15 January 04 Forumist Nr.: 1.836 |
nuuuu.. din priviri ii dai direct chilotii jos ! da' asta nu tre sa afle si ea ...
-------------------- -- de aceea pentru mine muntele - munte, se zice, de aceea pentru mine iarba - iarba, se spune, de aceea pentru mine izvorul - izvoreste, de aceea pentru mine, viata - se traieste --
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