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21 Jun 2003, 01:35 PM
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Waking up after a restless night, the wife turned to her husband and frowned. "I can't believe it! All night long you kept cursing me in your sleep!"
The husband replied, "Who was sleeping?" -------------------- |
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20 Jul 2003, 07:08 AM
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An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the
First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along very well. After about thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters, "I don't like Chinese." The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no rike Chinese? Why dat?" "You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." "Nooooo, noooo Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese." "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter, they're all alike." Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says, "No rike Jew." "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." "The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all same." ---------------------------------- Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear a sweater." Acest topic a fost editat de Balauru: 20 Jul 2003, 09:12 AM -------------------- |
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