FRANK ZAPPA COSMIK DEBRIS







The Mystery Man came over
An' he said: "I'm outa-sight!"
He said, for a nominal service charge,
I could reach Nirvana t'nite
If I was ready, willing 'n able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said . . .
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me

The Mystery Man got nervous
An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
An' a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said:
"You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!"
An' I said . . .
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me

Don't waste yer time . . .

I've got troubles of my own, I said
An' you can't help me out
So take your meditations an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!", he said
An' held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
An' I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
An' told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings
An' pocket watch
An' everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around,
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . "
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
Don't you know,
You could make more money as a butcher,
So don't you waste your time on me
(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . . )
Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm
SSHONTAY




...Cla...de ce se invarte casa in halul asta ????.............................................................

Acest topic a fost editat de The Dude: 23 Feb 2014, 04:07 PM

Faiiin Frank Zappa

Ce casa se învârte ?

Kickstart my heart live Asa-i ca aduce aminte de Ballroom Blitz ?

Mötley Crüe

Erwin, am recapitulat prin pagini.
Când am vazut mutra lui asta, m-am gândit la un Zombie.
Si la Jake de la "Two and a half men" care a fost cu Charlie la cinema, vine acasa si zice:
- Asa o prostie... Zombies pe motocicleta... bine, dar de ce poarta o casca daca oricum îs morti ?

Eram odata la scoala si nu mai stiu de ce, eram 3 insi pusi pe liber pentru o ora, am facut niste prostii
Stateam asa pe culoar... si eu aveam un casetofon la mine.
Era asa liniste... si am bagat-o la maxim:
Sa nu credeti cum s-au deschis usile si au iesit profesorii si profesoarele si ne-au trimis acasa

Fox on the run

..mai cand torni, si nu picuri, orice casa se invarte....


carpenter - Bless the Beasts and the Children






Bless the beasts and the children
For in this world they have no voice
They have no choice

Bless the beasts and the children
For the world can never be
The world they see

Light their way
When the darkness surrounds them
Give them love
Let it shine all around them

Bless the beasts and the children
Give them shelter from the storm

Claaaaaaaa....!!!...pe unde te-ai ascuns hotomane....

ia uite ce ti-am adus:




adica: Țânțe si bere….bro..... ...si pe motor...



..zau, ai rabdare cu cuvintele ca la piesa asta iti merg la inima.....


FRANK ZAPPA- TITIES AND BEER









It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
Cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
Long the side of me

Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
N this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
Cause she was gone...

Wheres those titties that I like so well
N my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...

He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
Cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
N started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well don't they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through...

Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Don't call me that
That's about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass I'll sign...
Cause I need a beer, n it's titty-squeezin time

Man, you can't fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
N both of those suckers was worse n you...

Well, lets make a deal if you think that's true
I mean, you're the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...

That's very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are

I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...

Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle

What?

Let go of your pickle!

Im not holding my pickle

Well, whos holding your pickle then?

I don't know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?

Im only interested in two things, and that's
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer




I don't know if you're the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!

No! don't sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause that's magic ink!

And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world

She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so f**k, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?






.......si nu te mai imprastia atata..

Merci Dude ! Am fost racit zdravan, nici n-am avut chef sa ma pun la computer.
O sa ma uit acum la ce ati pus voi

Si pentru ca la muci si lacrimi se potrivesc Sniff'n the Tears...

Driver's seat


Acest topic a fost editat de Cla: 5 Mar 2014, 03:23 PM

Mai chiar ca dormiti !! Timp de o saptamana n-am fost aici si doar Dude a pus 2 piese...
Merci Dude, nici nu ma mai gandeam la Carpenters
Ia sa vad ce mai am prin sfecla...
Nu-i Oldie, dar nu ma intereseaza, o sa fie un Classic. Massive Attack

Teardrop

Dude, daca tu ai pleca de-aici, as ramâne singur cu (câteodata) Gryphon.
Cred ca pe astea înca nu le-am pus:

Deep Purple

Wring That Neck


Paint it black


Black Night


Lazy

Space Truckin'... yeahh come on !!!

Live in Japan

Led Zeppelin

Immigrant Song


John Bonham - Moby Dick


Nobody's Fault but Mine


Heartbreaker + She's just a woman


Acest topic a fost editat de Cla: 5 Mar 2014, 04:33 PM

... M-am uitat asa un pic azi printre placile mele si am dat peste asta: UFO

Chains Chains


Si alta:

Venus

UFO - Album Walk on Water

.

Ieri m-am uitat la Monty Python, cica au inventat englezii în al doilea razboi mondial un banc care sa-i termine pe germani când îl aud.
Si chiar, aia cadeau de râs ca rasi de mitraliera.
Bineînteles ca englezii l-au zbierat pe germana, ca altcumva mureau ei.
Precis ca ai vazut filmul, nu stiu cum îi zice pe româneste, a fost "Monty Python’s And Now for Something Completely Different"
Hitler a citit bancul pe engleza, de-aia n-a murit. Era asa:

- My dog have no nose.
- How does he smells ?!
- Awful.



Acest topic a fost editat de Cla: 5 Mar 2014, 05:58 PM

Prietenii mei, ZZ TOP

Eliminator

Sultans of Swing

Dire Straits


SAGA - Scratching the surface


Def Leppard - Too Late for Love

Saga - Heads or Tales

Album

Lovin', Touchin', Squeezing whitchother...

Journey


nanana nanna ananannaa nanananana

Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
The whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
And you can tell that's true.

Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

I've been first and last
Look at how the time goes past.
But I'm all alone at last.
Rolling home to you.

Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
The whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
And you can tell that's true.







bai Cla....baga frate mai cu mila....sa pot sa le ascult pe toate, ce Dumnezeu...

Fratane Cla...."...nu mor caii cand vor cainii", asa sa stii !! (e de la un poet baban...)

si daca nu au fost decat doua melodi asezate aici in lipsa ta...au fost puse cu simtire si eu unul m-am delectat plimbandu-ma inapoi pe ce s-a pus deja aici...o adevarata comoara pentru cei ce vor veni...



America - A Horse With No Name


a mai fost...Si ce daca ???

...si pentru cine nu mai e printre noi....




Don't hang your head in sorrow
And please don't cry
I know how you feel inside I've
I've been there before
Somethin is changin' inside you
And don't you know


Don't you cry tonight

Era prin anii '80

Flashback, Heart Attack

E.Z.O.

Dude, da. De multe ori ma plimb si eu printre paginile trecute si chiar cum zici tu, e o adevarata comoara...
De mine sa nu-ti fie mila, dupa ce m-am redresat m-am uitat pe-aici, si pun ce-mi pica in cap.
Deschid dulapul, ma uit la placi... ahaaa, asta demult n-am mai auzit-o, o caut si o pun si pentru Dude, poate-i place.
Si asa se întâmpla ca pun mai multe, si deodata vad ca se face lumina

Am luat-o odata de la Shocking Blue pâna la sfârsit... a fost o odisee faina...

Acest topic a fost editat de Cla: 6 Mar 2014, 02:55 PM

Whiskey in the jar

Thin Lizzy


Metallica

Terry Hoax

Policy of Truth

Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel


In the Summertime - Mungo Jerry

The power of love

Huey Lewis and The News

Neon Nights

Accept

Mi-as dori un soft care sa rascoleasca pentru mine toate paginile bagate pân-acum si sa le cânte, eu stau în fotoliu cu o bere lânga mine...

Pe când eram adolescent si ma plimbam pe la disco, astea erau hit-urile, printre altele.

My Sharona


Golden Earring - Radar Love

Hells Bells


La asta m-am încercat la bass... vecina de jos s-a mirat ca de unde naiba vine asa de cumplit AC/DC

Bee Gees

.

Albumul Killers

Iron Maiden

Queensryche

Rage for Order