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testin testin
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proba
de ce guest?
Pentru ca in acest subforum pot trimite mesaje si cei neinregistrati.
Aha!
Tot eu eram guest-ul, am avut ceva probleme de logare si intrare pe han aseara si cind am vazut guest m-am mirat.
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asa merge?
Cum se citeaza ca eu nu reusesc?
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doi-zece doi-zece proba proba fanul se usca mai bine pe soba
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atunci asa:
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da nu cred...
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test-osteron
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doi-zece doi-zece proba proba fanul se usca mai bine pe soba |
Merci.Acum merge.(chiar daca rimeaza nu e interesul nimanui ca fanul sa se usuce)
Test :-?
Hmm... offtopic... Posturile lui Mihai pe acest topic au intotdeauna o semnificatie adanca...
Am plecat la piata si voi cumpara...
95.333 < 100.000
Mihai,am o sugestie.Nu s-ar putea crea o sectiune in care vizitatorii sa expuna poze(dar nu orice fel,arta fotografica),deschise criticilor(de/apreciative)?
Sper ca nu te-a suparat sugestia.Am observat ca in general oamenii de aici se irita foarte repede.
Scuze, abia acum am vazut acest mesaj.
Exista un subforum dedicat fotografiei: http://www.hanuancutei.com/forum/show.php/act/SF/f/83.
Nu, bineinteles ca nu m-am suparat! Daca ai alte intrebari, propuneri, nelamuriri, nu ezita sa ma contactezi!
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95.333 < 100.000 |
teste
Yupp... it works...
Spre deosebire de hotlinking... Pe care l-ai folosit in postul anterior... voi deschide cat de curand un topic despre hotlinking...
testin' testin'
doi zece doi zece proba proba fanul se usca mai bine pe soba...
(log(exp(pi)) == pi) == true
. -> true
roger that, one - nineteen. take approach vector five-zero-six, bearing two hundred twenty five, speed nineteen knots. arm your forward shielding, there are bad guys at the scene...
??...
Asadar, pasii de efectuat pentru realizarea operatiei in cauza sunt urmatorii:
In mod sigur... Blonda, nu?
Nu. Neagra. Blonda este in fotoliul de alaturi. Si mai are nevoie de inca 3 beri pentru a incepe sa devina frumoasa.
Am fost offtopic?
Da, ai fost offtopic.
Ia doua brune imediat.
Eu venisem sa testez ceva aici, dar uite peste ce dau Hmmm...dar sunt bruneta, pot sa stau?
Hmm, chiar te rugam. Ai adus cumva si ceva de baut?
Ce vroiai sa testezi? Hai repede pana suntem amandoi pe aici.
Si crede-ma pe cuvant, mai bine sa fii bruneta.
Nimic, radeam un pic cu voi. Dar va las ceva de baut
pese: daca intreceti masura, vedeti ca a deschis Nicodim un topic interesant...
Mihai, sper ca nu am intrecut eu masura cu off-topicul pe aici, nu? Daca da, merge sa te mituiesc cu o blonda? (n-am zis bere )
Onix, ai intrecut masura cu offtopicul!
Repede, si o blonda si o bruna.
Asaaaaaa....eu am trecut pe aici sa invat sa atasez o poza...atat. Si pe cuvant ca nu are nici o legatura cu mesajul de sus.
Nici urma de off-topic aici, suntem la testari, atat.
Hopaaa...
Interesant, interesant...
Iar marmota invelea ciocolata in staniol, uite-asa
Hi-hi
edit: [a se observa numarul meu curent de mesaje ]
Testing, testing ... alo? marmota? domnii de aici au treaba cu tine ...
da?
Sa revenim ontopic.
Test.
Roger.
Aiai Sir !
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Roger. Aiai Sir ! test. test. |
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Testing, testing ... alo? marmota? domnii de aici au treaba cu tine ... |
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Sa revenim ontopic. Test. |
Am doar doua intrebari. Dar ma macina.
1. Cine este marmota?
2. Cine este Roger?
Edit: Scuze, am uitat.
x = -4 * pi : .1 : 4 * pi; y = x; z = zeros([length(x) length(y)]);
for i = 1 : length(x), for j = 1 : length(y), k = sqrt(x(i)^2 + y(j)^2); z(i, j) = sin(k)/k; end; end;
mesh(z);
.// ==>
Ai, caramba! Sombrero!!
(merge de test? )
- testing , testing...one two, one two.
- power 100%, sir!
- roger that, over and out!
- aiai sir !
Should i test my test here?
http://test
This is mission control. Standby for systems check.
[...]
Checking systems now.
Electronics.
Go. (two minutes fifteen seconds)
Navigation.
Go.
Computers.
Go.
Engines.
Go. (one minute fifty seconds)
Environment.
Go. (one minute)
Roger that, Bravo two-zero. All systems go. Initiate sequence start.
Roger. Initiating. (fifteen seconds - engines whirring)
(fourteen)
(thirteen)
(twelve)
(eleven)
(ten seconds)
Standby for ignition, Bravo two-zero.
(nine)
Roger that, M-C.
(eight)
(seven)
Have a good trip out there, now.
(six)
(five seconds)
Thanks. See you in awhile.
(four)
(three)
(two)
(one)
(zero)
Ignition.
Houston , we have a problem !
Bonc...
Oh, God, not again…… E.B.E., can’t you perform ONE single decent check-up? It’s the fourth rocket we’ve lost these last couple of months. Damn that beer… Mihai is going to fire you for this, right chief?
pese: testam zambaretii de pe aici
[Day 2, 2319hrs]
Bravo two-zero, we have something on the prox. on your seven, do you read it also?
Nope, M-C, I think it's a glitch. Whoop! Yes, here it is. I have it now.
It's on my nine now, eight miles out. Moving fast. What is it?
No idea, Bravo. No mosquitos in your path. Maybe it's some larger debree.
Negative, M-C. It's on my twelve now, five miles out and coming in fast. This is controlled motion, or my name is Marry-Sue.
Do you have a visual?
Not yet. Wait a second... I see it now. (Hey, Marcus, come take a look at this! Come on, man!) M-C, this sucker is big! It's some kind of... I can't really tell, it seems to vibrate at the surface... it's gray...
(Second voice:)It's coming straight at us, Jim! We need to evade, fast!
(First voice:)Fire up attitude jets! Evade left!
(Two clicks. Pause. Again two clicks. Second voice:)They're dead! We can't... Oh... Oh God! Oh God! Oh GOD!
(Screams. Radio silence.)
Bravo two-zero, do you read me?
(Radio silence)
Bravo two-zero, what is your status? Do you read me, over?
(Radio silence)
Bravo two-zero, do you read me? Bravo two zero, this is mission control. I repeat, do you read me, over?
(Radio silence)
.............
-This is Bravo Two-Zero.Houston, we need help! Send rescue-team imediatelly.Our engine is down, also all the board controls are fried.Houston, do you read me? We got people down! Houston, do you read me?.....
-.....
-Houston.....This is Bravo Two-Zero....Do you read? Houston....God damn radio!
-....
-Houston...Oh my god!!! What in the name of Jesus is that? Oh no, oh no! Aaaaaaaaarrgghhhhhhhhhh!
-....
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aaaarghn...haha.. si trompetzica, bey!... aaarghn hahah! ... argnhnn si iarasi trompetzica bey!... |
Am auzit eu de bazaconii da' ca astea de acilea care este mai rar.
Bei, astia nu este normali.Auzi trompetica si aaarghhh.
Me and my fat clinquinella. Clinque! Clinque! Get it?
What's with the bamburina?
Ninja boy What? Nothing , just testing reflexes!
________________________
- Look mom, i'm flyin' , i'm flyin' ! - Don't be stupid Jhonny, cut that off!
Initializing test:
$# defragment completed 100%
running procedure: ^8alfa test ping:
- pinging paco with 32 bytes of data:
request timed out.
!{traceroute vornicum -t/v ~g format C:
traceroute failed after a maximum of 30 hops...source unknown.
Requesting help!
Wow 2 harddrives and a eraser!
Opening media player
Loading movie "The broken failure"
Audio on
Video off
Close all, quickly!
Antivirus program runnin'.
Found virus one
Solution none.
Erase, erase....
Erase failed.
General failure on drice c:.
Retry?Abort?Ignore?
[revin dupa cum v-am obisnuit cu noi teste]
- Bine, bah! Reazem-o de prun! Stai asa!
- Cum e?
- Inca nu-i bine. Incearca un pic mai la stanga.
- Asa?
- Fuge. Si mai la stanga.
- Bine. Stai sa... (o bufnitura, zgomote metalice, trosc!) ...'ui mortzii ma-sii! GEORGELEEEEE! Ti-am zis sa nu mai lasi galeata aia pe unde-ti vine tie! ...cui o fi cumparat-o astazi si maine. No, ma, cum e acuma?
- A! A! Stai! Nu mai fuge acuma. Da nu se-aude... Invarte-o un pic... Inca... inca... stai! Acuma e bine! Stai asa! Infige-o acolo!
(humpf! humpf! humpf!)
- Gata. Sa vad si eu.
- Of! Iara fuge imaginea... cred ca tre' sa stai si tu acolo, altfel nu merge.
- Sta dracu' aici! In ma-sa de antena! Hai ca ascultam meciu' la radio.
Undeva in Ardeal, intr-un sat uitat de lume...
Iosif: - Mă, Ďiorđe mă? Iesŧi acasă?Ďiorđeeee!{Ham ham, ham ham}Meri încolo, n-ai avé noroc!
{Ham ham, ham ham}
Gheorghe: - Acasă-s mă ! Da' ce-i?...Meri în cuscă, cîñe ce iesŧi !
I: - Noroc!
G: - Domñe ajută-ti! Da' ce faci cu drujba ceie?
I: - Mă, ia amu ni mñi-o viñit fecioru' ăla mare si mi-o adus de la oras o drujbă đi-asta la curent.Si la miñe acasă n-am curent, ca încă n-o reparat aisŧia hirele pŧicaŧe ieri după ploia ceie mare.Lăsa-mñi on pic s-o testez aci la ŧine, să văd cum mere?Că mîñi imi viñe o remorcă de lemñie si dađie le-oi puŧe tăie cu asta.
G: - Ioi, ba cum nu ŧi-oi lăsa.Că si io-s curios, că đi-asta la curent încă n-am văzut paci pîn sat.Ñi-e bag-o-n priză.
I: -Nò, si amu să-i dau drumu....{Tzzzttttssszzzz}...Aaaaa .....{ssszttstztztstz}....aaaarrrraaa
G: -Tulòi Domñe !!! Iosiveeee!
I: - Aaaaaa !
PS: Sper ca va descurcati la citit si de asemena apreciati folosirea caracterelor speciale care sporesc nota de autenticitate a limbajului ardelenesc.
Am avatar?
Am
Ufff dar ce inseamna nivel 0..5 Cum pot sa fac sa dispara chestia aia?
Reprezintã numãrul de avertismente primite pentru încãlcarea http://www.hanuancutei.com/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=42&t=5&. Intuieste ce se-ntâmplã când ajungi la 5.
Bine ai venit, Tarra.
[COLOR=blue]vreau alobastru
vreau rosu
system boot-up at 002745529
running u-os 0.886 build 7 alpha
login: seraph_019
password: _
welcome, Watcher Semyazza. your last login was at 002745359.
seraph_019@term29: shellhist --last
002745356> rmentity --recursive seventh_ring/theta_nebula
seraph_019@term29: su
password: _
root@term29: seer load
seer module loaded ok. your sessid is 0aff04ffd04d0a00.
root@term29: seer.examine --last 00225882 --resolution galaxy --filter default_filter
galaxy#0012394 [Theta Edora] {events: 1244, critical: 0, flags: 0}
galaxy#8077230 [Thioras] {events: 220, critical: 0, flags: 0}
galaxy#1020782 [Siith] {events: 198, critical: 1(87), flags: F_PANIC}
galaxy#0200302 [Neoath] {events: 3002, critical: 0, flags: 0}
^C
seer exit: 02 interrupted
root@term29: seer.examine --resolution system --filter event_type=EVT_CRITICAL
system#10355300235 [_unnamed_] {events: 22, critical: 1(22), flags: F_PANIC}
seer exit: 00 ok
root@term29: seer.detail -sid 10355300235 -eid 22
event {
eid=1020782-10355300235-22
type=EVT_CRITICAL
time=002745340.09882
subject=lifeforms
desc=[intelligent behaviour detected]
match=(sysm0773 98.5%)
}
seer exit: 00 ok
root@term29: seer.dumphist > buff
session history and output logged to internal buffer
seer exit: 00 ok
root@term29: seer.send buff -uid 0
send internal buffer to user 0 (Creator)? y
buffer sent.
seer exit: 00 ok
root@term29: seer unload
seer module unloaded. sess 0aff04ffd04d0a00 terminated.
seer exit: 01 killed
root@term29: exit
seraph_019@term29: logout
good bye, Watcher Semyazza.
login: _
tt
32-04-21 00:24:15 MISSION TIME
WARNING! COOLING CONDUIT T-97 SECTION 70DEG MALFUNCTION
MAIN REACTOR CORE TEMPERATURE: 732 F
WARNING! MAIN REACTOR CORE OVERHEATING
MAIN REACTOR CORE TEMPERATURE: 740 F
WARNING! COOLING FLUID LEAKS SECTION 70DEG QUADRANT THETA
SITUATION ASSESS: CRITICAL
INTERRUPT STASIS ENGINEER CHENG, T.
INTERRUPT STASIS COMMANDER DAVISON, J.
INTERRUPT STASIS CREWMAN DAWSON, T.F.
INTERRUPT STASIS CREWMAN MYRA, L.
MAIN REACTOR CORE TEMPERATURE: 793 F
WARNING! MAIN REACTOR CORE OVERHEATING
LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM ENGAGED
INTERIOR LIGHTING ACTIVATED
COMPUTERS ARRAY AWAKENED
MANUAL CONTROL ENABLED
CORE EJECT MAGNETIC CONDUIT UNLOCKED
ATTITUDE JETS FUNCTIONAL
DECELERATION INITIATIED, CURRENT SPEED .77 C
STASIS REPORT: AWAKENED, ENGINEER CHENG, T.
cmdr: What happenned, Cheng?
eng: We have a blown conduit in seventy, Sir, temperature eight fifty and rising fast.
cmdr: Damn! Dawson, get up of that capsule NOW, get an EV and go fix a bypass. Myra, the cooling tanks. Cheng, to the control room with me.
[...]
( Attention. Core overheating. Radiation levels dangerous in quadrants alpha, beta. )
cmdr: I'm waking up the others.
eng: Looking very bad. Fluid down to sixty five percent.
cmdr: Myra! Status?
myra(radio): Almost there! (pneumatic door puffing; sounds of liquid splashing around) Sweet Jesus! Oh God!
cmdr: What happenned? WHAT HAPPENNED, MYRA?
myra(radio): The backup tank is fissured, five inches of fluid all over the floor! (pause) Someone bridged the sensors wiring!
( Attention. Core overheating. Radiation levels dangerous in quadrants alpha, beta, gamma. )
dawson(radio): Sir, the conduit is blown in three places. Explosive devices. Get someone here to help me, I need to install five meters of bypass, can't make it alone in time.
eng: I'm off!
cmdr: Myra, we NEED to refill the main cooling tank! We're at fiftyeight percent now.
myra(radio): No chance, Sir... the fissure was at the tank bottom, all the fluid was spilled. I could hook the refill with a pump and lift it off the floor, it would take at least ten minutes...
cmdr: DO IT!
( Attention. Core overheating. Radiation levels dangerous in quadrants beta, gamma, delta. Radiation levels lethal in quadrant alpha. )
eng(radio): We won't make it, Sir. It's ten fourty degrees now, in ten minutes we'll be fried all over the ship. I'm preparing the eject. Dawson, get out of there!
( Attention. Core overheating. Attention. Core eject in one minute. Attention. Brace for impact in one minute. )
cmdr: Dawson, get to the quarters, make sure they're not standing when we eject. Myra, find a G-seat.
( Attention. Core overheating. Attention. Core eject in thirty seconds. Attention. Brace for impact in thirty seconds. )
cmdr: Report!
eng(radio): Strapped in.
Dawson(radio): Strapped in. Noone is awake here yet.
Myra(radio): Strapping in, Sir! Ready in a sec.
( Attention. Core eject in fifteen seconds. Attention. Brace for impact in fifteen seconds. Magnetic guidance firing up. )
( Eleven )
( Ten )
( Nine )
( Eight )
( Seven )
( Five )
( Four )
( Three )
( Two )
( One )
( Ejecting. )
( Propulsive explosion at the ship center. Attitude jets fully burning. Acceleration 3.5 Gs. Core explosion fifty kilometers away. )
cmdr: We're fucked.
[ Engine revving, windshield wipers thumping, harsh breathing. Seventies rock music on radio. ]
***
( operator: Attention, all units. Attention, all units. We have a twenty-three in progress. Convict escaped at twenty hundred hours from Middlecreek SP. Fugitive name Elijah Jones, he is motorized, armed and dangerous. Repeat, the fugitive is labeled armed and dangerous. Last seen on 18th heading south at high velocity in '94 dark green Chevy. All units within range, engage pursuit. Repeat, all units, engage pursuit, over. )
[ Car blasts by, small rattle within as the habitacle sways gently. Engine and sirens turn on simultaneously, gear shifter thumps, engine revs wildly, tires screech. Meantime, man's voice: ]
This is car forty-nine, suspect just passed me! I'm in pursuit on 18th, one mile south of Carrie's!
( Roger that, forty-nine. Do not attempt to stop the suspect, maintain pursuit and wait for reinforcements. )
( officer: This is unit twelve, I'm a eight hundred feet west of the crossing of 18th with County 23rd, proceeding towards suspect, over. )
( female officer: Liz here, I'm right behind you. Unit nine, engaged pursuit, over. )
This is forty-nine. He's gonna pass the county line soon enough! Control, contact Highcreek, tell them to send their units as well.
(officer: Forty-nine, I see the headlights. Control, should we intercept? )
(operator: Negative, twelve. Highcreek are placing a road block five miles down the 18th. Fall behind and maintain pursuit.)
(officer: Roger that, Control. [ Siren turns on, engines passing by, tires roar in gravel. ])
***
(operator: Road block approaching, you'll be there in one minute tops. Forty-nine, prepare to give the signal.)
Team, forty-nine. Prepare to disengage. Two wide bends through the woods coming up, we break off beyond.
***
[ Engine revving, rock music on radio, windshield wipers thumping. Suddenly, everything stops. Harsh breathing, tires hissing on road to a slow stop. Breathing stops. ]
***
[ Sirens wailing. ]
( officer: Forty-nine, there's something on the... BRAKES, STOP! )
[ Tires scream braking desperately, loud impact, metal and glass shattering, one siren dies. ]
( officer, voice trembling: Control, forty nine crashed, get the paramedics here, quickly! [ Shouting: ] Liz! How is he? )
( operator: Highcreek, this is Middlecreek HQ, send teams through the roadblock into the bends now, we have an injured officer! )
( officer: He's got severe head trauma... What the?!... [ Shouting: ] Liz! LIZ! Oh God! Get outta there! [ Screams. Contact cuts. ] )
(operator: Twelve! Come in, twelve! Twelve, what happenned? Highcreek? Come in! What is going on there?!? )
(paramedic: Middlecreek HQ? This is MedTeam three. We don't know what happenned... Three police cars, one has crashed into a Chevy lying across the middle of the road. The Chevy's headlights are still on, there is some blood... But there is noone. Not in the cars, not on or near the road... Noone... We don't understand, we were listening on the radio, we were here ten seconds after radio contact died... I... I don't know...)
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