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> Improper Language Usage
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mesaj 21 Apr 2004, 03:40 PM
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Mail-ul de mai jos a fost trimis unei firme din
Romānia, reprezentant? a unei mari corporatii
internationale:
>
> It has been brought to our attention by
several officials visiting our office in Romania that
offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian
speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to
violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and
offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel
will immediately adhere to the following rules:
>
> 1.. Words like futui, futu-i mama ei de
viata, p**a and other such expressions will not be
tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect,
matter how heated a discussion may become.
>
> 2.. You will not say a pizdit-o when
someone makes a mistake, or l-au facut de tot cacatu
if you see someone being reprehended, or ce cacat when
a major
> mistake has been made. All forms and
derivations of the verb a se c?ca and a se fute are
utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our
environment.
>
> 3.. No project manager, section head or
administrator under any circumstances will be referred
to as p**a de om, cacanaru' or boul.
>
> 4.. Lack of determination will not be
referred to as pulalau nor will persons who lack
initiative be referred to as muiangiu.
>
> 5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by
management are not to be referred to as porcarii.
>
> 6.. Do not say s-o futi pe mata if somebody
is persistent; do not add vai futui, if a colleague is
going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you
must not say am futut-o (refer to item 2) nor ne cacam
pe asta when a matter becomes excessively
complicated.
>
> 7.. When asking someone to leave you alone,
you must not say du-te-n p**a nor should you ever
substitute "May I help you?" with ce p**a mea vrei?.
>
> 8.. Under no circumstances should you ever
call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi
īmputiti.
>
> 9.. Do not say ia mai mereti in p**a
calului cu cacatu' asta when a relevant project is
presented to you, nor should you ever answer futu-te-n
c*r when your assistance is required.
>
> 10.. You should never call partner
representatives as bestie ordinara or bou timpit.
>
> 11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is
not to be discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna,
futaciosu or homalau' lu peste.
>
> 11.. Last but not least, after reading this
note, please do not say ma sterg la c*r cu textul
asta. Just keep it clean and dispose of it
>properly.
>
> Thank you.


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