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21 Apr 2004, 03:40 PM
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Mail-ul de mai jos a fost trimis unei firme din Romānia, reprezentant? a unei mari corporatii internationale: > > It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules: > > 1.. Words like futui, futu-i mama ei de viata, p**a and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, matter how heated a discussion may become. > > 2.. You will not say a pizdit-o when someone makes a mistake, or l-au facut de tot cacatu if you see someone being reprehended, or ce cacat when a major > mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb a se c?ca and a se fute are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment. > > 3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as p**a de om, cacanaru' or boul. > > 4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as muiangiu. > > 5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as porcarii. > > 6.. Do not say s-o futi pe mata if somebody is persistent; do not add vai futui, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say am futut-o (refer to item 2) nor ne cacam pe asta when a matter becomes excessively complicated. > > 7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say du-te-n p**a nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with ce p**a mea vrei?. > > 8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi īmputiti. > > 9.. Do not say ia mai mereti in p**a calului cu cacatu' asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer futu-te-n c*r when your assistance is required. > > 10.. You should never call partner representatives as bestie ordinara or bou timpit. > > 11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna, futaciosu or homalau' lu peste. > > 11.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say ma sterg la c*r cu textul asta. Just keep it clean and dispose of it >properly. > > Thank you. -------------------- Am zis!!
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