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> Bancuri Cu Avocati, pentru ca merita
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mesaj 7 Dec 2003, 06:15 AM
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Ca si blondele, avocatii merita o atentie deosebita.
Se pare ca totusi studentii la drept sunt cea mai buna sursa de bancuri cu avocati. spoton.gif
Asa ca voi deschide seria cu un banc pe care il stiu de la o studenta de la drept (persoana care este o inepuizabila sursa de bancuri cu avocati jamie.gif ):

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mesaj 7 Dec 2003, 06:19 AM
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Aaa, si sa nu uit: de la aceeasi sursa de incredere:

Lawyer: Doctor, was the victim dead when you performed the autopsy?
Doctor: Yes.
Lawyer: Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes.
Lawyer: Did you check his pulse?
Doctor: No.
Lawyer: Did you check to see if he was breathing?
Doctor: No.
Lawyer: Did you check if he had a heart beat?
Doctor: No.
Lawyer: Then how did you know he was dead?
Doctor: Well, his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
Lawyer: But isn't it true that he still could have been alive?
Doctor: Sure. I suppose he could be alive and practicing law somewhere.

Acest topic a fost editat de axel: 7 Dec 2003, 06:22 AM


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mesaj 17 Dec 2003, 03:25 AM
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