Painting the Porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself outas a "handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-doneighborhood.She
went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do."Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "Howmuch will you charge me?"The blond quickly responded, "How about $50?"The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would needwas in the garage.The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does sherealize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe allthose 'dumb blond' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked."Yes," the blond replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it t wocoats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it toher."And by the way," the blond added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." Have a great day!!

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