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mesaj 3 Feb 2011, 11:33 AM
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[Saturday]

Ion is in a relationship with Mărie.

Mărie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)

Mărie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mărie and Ion like this)

[Mărie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mărie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending]

Ion is now single.

Ion was invited to join group "Beţivanii satului"

Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Beţie la crâşmă". (Crâşmarul likes this)

Ion set his status to: "supărat sunt doamne, iarăşi supărat"

Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mărie's Wall

Mărie finished attending Vasile.

Mărie set her status to: "Foarte obosită. Sper să mă pot trezi mâine să merg la biserică"

Vasile commented to Mărie's status "Eu nici nu cred că vin. Poate duminica viitoare"



[Sunday]

Babele din sat are attending the event "Slujba de duminică" (Popa satului, Părintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this)

Beţivii satului missed the event "Slujba de duminică" because of it's interference with the event "Beţia de duminică" (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru' like this)



[Monday]

Mărie set her status to: "La spovedit..."

Ion commented on Mărie's status: "Ce-i Mărie, te-o prins rusinea?"

Mărie also commented on her status: "Taci , Ioane că eşti prost"

Popa satului also commented on Mărie's status:" smile.gif) smile.gif)" (Primarul satului likes this..)

Primarul satului added "şpagă" and "corruption" to his activities (Popa satului likes this)

Şefu de Post set his status to: "La primărie, la o vorbă cu primarul"

Primarul satului is now attending "Puşcăria".(Bebiţă săpunaru' and all his friends like this)



[Tuesday]

Mărie set her status to "Watching "fermier caut mireasă", so f**k off"

Vaca lu' Mărie exploded. (Ion likes this)

Mărie commented: "vaaaaiii...o murit vaca...am uitat s-o mulg...mă omoară tata când se întoarce de la crâşmă"

Popa satului also commented: "super, încă o înmormântare pe săptămâna asta" (Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this)

Popa satului added "Praying" and "Porn" to his activities (Popa Porno and Părintele Iosif like this)

Popa satului, Părintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now in a relationship and it's complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)



[Wednesday]

Popa satului set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor" (Babele satului like this; Beţivii satului dislike this)

Tata lu Mărie posted on Mărie's Wall: "Ce ai făcut cu vaca? Te omor"

Tata lu Mărie killed Mărie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)

Tata lu Mărie is now attending "Puşcăria" along with Primarul Satului

Mărie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)

Vaca lu' Mărie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)
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mesaj 3 Feb 2011, 05:54 PM
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mesaj 3 Feb 2011, 05:59 PM
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mesaj 24 Apr 2011, 10:22 PM
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