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mesaj 7 Jun 2010, 04:56 PM
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An Italian, a French and an Indian went for a job interview in England.

They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three
main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.
I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day.."

The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.

Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone " green green",
I " pink" up the phone and I say " yellow "


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mesaj 4 Dec 2010, 12:31 AM
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POOF and the light goes off

An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal.

The doctor says, "Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Gary replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary's wife.

"Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims.
"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"

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mesaj 11 Aug 2011, 11:55 AM
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the Letters used to define bra sizes? But couldn't figure out what the letters stood for. Well its time you became informed! (A)Almost tits. (B) Barely there. Can't Complain! (D) Damn! (DD) Double Damn!(E) Enormous! (F) Fake. (G) Get a Reduction. (H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Acest topic a fost editat de Felina: 11 Aug 2011, 11:56 AM


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mesaj 7 Mar 2012, 11:38 AM
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Then why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'


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