"Treci strada, puiule, trece-o!"

Puiul a traversat strada din motive personale.
Oricum, acum puii nu mai traverseaza strazi, pentru ca s-au saturat sa le tot cautati nod in papura.
S-au saturat sa ii tot aratati cu degetul.
Sa ii condamnati.
Sa ii fortati sa traverseze strazi, doar pentru a gasi un motiv.

De asta a traversat puiul strada!!!
Pentru ca a fost fortat !!!


Eu, stiti, de fapt, sunt un pui. De ce traversez eu strazi? De de-aia.
Nu va intereseaza. Mind your own business.

postez si eu aici un textulet cu raspunsuri din sfera rockului . din pacate cred ca doar cei care savureaza genul acesta de muzica se vor putea delecta cu adevarat

Why did the chicken cross the road?

• Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honourably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

• Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

• My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... Its bloodied body is what I cling to...

• Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

• W.A.S.P.: To f**k something.

• Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and f**k... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

• Type O Negative: ...

• Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

• Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

• Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died..
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• Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scared...?

• Yngwie Malmsteen: TO UNLEASH THE FUCKIN' FJURRRY!!!!

• Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

• Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

• Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

• Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

• Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

• Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

• Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don\'t come easy!

• Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

• Evergrey: It went in search of truth

• Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?

• System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

• Cannibal Corpse: To to be slayed, butchered, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

• Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there

• Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...

• Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something..
BLODU OK JARNA!

• Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!

• Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an Italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

• Mayhem: To worship satan!

• Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...

• Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE ITS LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

• Joe Satriani: tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua
• solo

• Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

• Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!

• Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring!
• bagpipes
• krijeeesht
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• Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vocal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

• Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

• King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

• Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

• Nightwish: to dress in white and search the sea....

• Sonata Artica: brrrp. hello? Wellwell, how are you? OMG, it can't be the chicken! Oui, oui, mon amour, c'est la poule.

• Gamma Ray: Because heaven can wait.

• Rammstein: We're all living in America, America, ist wunderbar...

• Hammerfall: It crossed the road on a metal motorbike.

• Apocalyptica: Hope was lost.

• Pantera: For he's a fuckin' cowboy!

• Disturbed: He had 'the sickness'.

super tare

NightWish -To say godby to his beautiful
Truda - Sa duca buseatnu' la castor
Prodigy- To start a fire ,as he is known as the FIRE STARTER ( nu e trupa rock .. da e comic non the less:)
Si cam atat , ca le-am uitat pe restu )... in principiu , din pct meu de vedere , puiu' ar avea un singur motiv sa traverseze strada.. ca poate !

Acest topic a fost editat de PsHykotiC: 21 Jul 2009, 10:11 AM

De ce a traversat Puiu strada?
Ca sa bea o bere cu Mungiu.

Puiul a traversat strada pentru ca pe partea cealalta era o pasune cu "sasa cai"..doi cai frumosi